Where is Mean Gene when you need him?

I wish the world would go the way of the WWE Network. That goddamn McMahon is a genius.

Trust me, I love Austin...I spent many summers there growing up, my family owns a ranch 45 minutes from there, and I even lived there for a year following college, but the city has changed so much since even then (2009). This isn't Clifford Antone or Stevie Ray Vaughn's Austin anymore. I'm not some old fart either;…

I've always said that Houston has everything Austin doesn't have and Austin has everything Houston doesn't have. They compliment each other well for being 2 hours away from each other.

that'll piss 'em off!

I hate the both of you's

Are you Hispanic?

You left out the one thing it does have: jobs

I liked this because I like Texas that much.

Honestly, I don't either.

I just wish you would have provided me with a .gif of the Rich Texan shooting up and down a la Yosemite Sam

Houston...a Rice Owl...unaffiliated but have been voting left over the last 5 years...been to both. ACL is usually still hot despite being in October and honestly, who wants to be in downtown Austin with half a million people trying to get into venues that hold 1000 people at SXSW? I'm sure that if I was in the…

Austin is for all the kids in your high school class that didn't quite fit in to any cliches and never really made any real friends. They would follow any trend that was on the verge of becoming popular and dismiss it as soon as it became mainstream. Austin is the home of the poser.

I do and did from the start. Like that other guy pointed out, I was playing the idiot card and being snarky about his joke. I'm a failure.

I was just trying to help the guy out...he seemed excited about that matchup. I dunno, maybe they'll play each other in the tournament.

+1; that was so god damned clever and original

Now you're starting to get it!

Triple whoosh to you, man

Who made you the regulator of all things snark?

OH I GET IT...FORDHAM AND CENTRAL KENTUCKY...FU AND CK...HOW SILLY OF ME