So I should start walking to that crack house that I visit every other day?

Holy shit did Kevin Nash just like my comment? I'm marking out!

In Soviet Russia, check breaks you!

Whataburger offers bacon on their burgers. You see that, California? Fuck you.

You're right that that's not what we're known for down here, but trust me, there's doctors and clinics all over town where you can get those chill pills he was talking about. Just drive down Fondren or Bissonnet.

Reminder to everyone that Shaq actually lives in Sugar Land, a suburb of Houston.

Austin's match vs Bret Hart at wm13 was one of the greatest ever.

I'll tell you who it was. It was that damn Sasquatch!

Come on, bubba. I'm #teamsheikie all the way!!

He's definitely not iron sheik class

Damnit I bet on the Astros this morning!

twc is 100x better than Comcast

Was that Hamilton Nolan in the middle?

+1

Iron Sheik did just designate the Yankees "Iron Sheik class"... Coincidence?

Pro rasslin' was also way more entertaining in 1998 and as equally influenced by juice

Back where I come from, that's not called assault. It's called laying the smackdown on someone's candy ass.

Ah if I was near a computer right now, I'd reply with a YouTube video of the vignette where Million Dollar Man and Virgil go to Cobb County to interview people that knew the Bossman growing up. It's a classic.

Or for that matter, take from those foolish Californians

Shrek was Dreamworks, guy.