Fuckin' Cornette

The only Big Three the city of Houston will ever have is Whataburger, Blue Bell, and Shipley's Donuts.

So chrome is the Macho Man Randy Savage of all browsers?

I hear it's way cheaper than a payday loan.

Now wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us the idea and we'll vote for it.

You let a 300 lb man punch you and see if you stagger or not!

Barkley signed with us...Pippen signed with us

What? They're bringing Olajuwon?

I think it was actually some bones in his foot that had already been bothering him.

Everyone in the world, wrestling fan or not, should watch this match.

Refined, aged, expensive dinosaurs, my boy

"Fuck the antoine walker he jabroni I break his back with camel clutch and make him humble"

Not enough!

I enjoy some of his work as well as the Grantland website, but not at a national television level. It just doesn't work and the viewer suffers. We are not all from Boston/New England, or even New York for that matter.

Are there really people out there that defend Bill Simmons? Must be a Bawston thing

"STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!"

nah I'm not a 3 year old at a baseball game...I'll settle for the pot

I think I saw something a couple weeks back saying that pot regulated blood sugar among other benefits. Cotton candy is wayyy worse.

You're right...it isn't cotton candy...cotton candy is much more dangerous than pot

Austin news on every channel is the worst. Fred Cantu can suck a fat one. Mark Murray has a coke problem. Marvin Zindler closed down the whorehouse in La Grange. I know that's Houston but still Marvin Zindler closed down the fucking whorehouse in La Grange. If you agree, hit the star in the top right corner.