Clever girl...

Feel the BANG!!!

Simmons should have told Wilbon to suck it.

Dreamworks is going to make a Where's Waldo movie? Sweet

Whataburger > White Castle, in n out

Hey! It's like the Astrodome in Houston! Except for the Astrodome is still standing and nobody knows what the fuck to do with it! Damn you, Bud Adams!

This is just like that time the Fidel Castro stole Mr. Burns' trillion dollar bill.

This picture shows how the movie "The Sandlot" should have ended

: O

I can't even fathom how an eye operates. It blows my mind. It's pretty much a sphere of mush that converts images so that my brain can see them.

He always took Gorilla's side

There's a hint of irony embedded. We all know who uses Cricket as a carrier.

You know what I just realized? Without beer, this game is so boring

There's Terry Funk.

Using that method, we know that HW is from Connecticut but lives in Houston and W is from Connecticut and lives in Dallas.

So just another marriage in Texas?

Mdubbs, if you were a girl, I'd ask you to marry me. But then again, I always say that when i've been drinking...alone

The only way I can understand this revelation is if the town you grew up is in comprised of less than 15% messicans, which going off your statement, I'm going to assume that it was.

How big is the market compared to others?

dale's voice? What about Cotton's voice calling him Santy Anny?