The author lost his smile

I'm impressed that you know who Santa Anna was and were able to make that analogy. Must be a King of the Hill fan.

Any self-respecting Texan knows there's only one King George and he ain't from England.

Lucky them

Not to sound bigoted, but unless you're Mexican, you don't give a shit about "Hispanic culture"

SA has George Strait. No matter your taste in music, King George > The Flaming Lips

You sound like one of those guys that stands in the middle of the mall talking to whoever will listen

Nice

Damnit you beat me to it!

I should have went with Cricket. I doubt the govt gives a shit what Cricket customers are up to.

I was just bragging last night to a friend of mind about how I have Sprint and Sprint wouldn't sell me short to the govt. should have known.

They just started opening here...at least, we now have a few locations in Houston. Cheap prices galore.

I shop at HEB for unhealthy food, Trader Joe's or WF for healthy food

Thumbs up for the brief reference to HEB.

I quit Facebook about 3 weeks ago, but the worst page by far is Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. So many of my friends treat everything that page says like it's the friggin' Bible (I am in Texas, though) and so much of the content is inaccurate bullshit.

I'm from Houston and we call it drank.

Yeah I was just able to read the story...while I'm not a tattoo guy, I enjoyed the story

In an unrelated follow up question, since the author replied to my post, does that mean that my posts get upgraded to the cool kid section of posts?

A little off topic, but, what's that thing on Barry Petchesky's throat?

Barry, if I was you, I'd get that thing on my neck checked out.