It should be noted that Antonio Cromartie has fathered 12 children with 8 women in 6 states...that he knows of...

That's just the introduction of a new persona, Stone Cold Marco Andretti.

fucking hipster!

Well that's a cool bottle...hold on to it

And it's blessed by the pope

Excuse me, sir, but I have two questions:

Is the fucking ref going to keep his eyes on the match now and not keep looking at the valet?

Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!

Now-a-days, we just have Hyperkids on Adderall.

The first website I went to was nba.com. I then got pissed off that there wasn't a mlb.com and that I had to type out majorleaguebaseball.com. I don't recall the year.

I'm not sure, but I don't think so because I've had stuff recommended before that didn't get moved to the cool kid section. Maybe it's because I'm not from NYC.

It fucking sucked nonetheless

Kinja is stupid. You hear me, Drew and everyone in the gawker media world? KINJA IS FUCKING STUPID!

Did that make me part of the cool kids or am I still wallowing down in the "Under Review" section?

It's better than that stupid song U2 did for that other Batman movie.

Simple question: Using kinja, how do I get my comments upgraded by the author to where people will actually read what I write?

And the part deep in the text that says he owns 3 jets...I bet he leases

Haha...yes, all you say is true. I'm actually opposing him on some litigation right now, so I could go much deeper into his character flaws, but choose not. Needless to say, he's that guy bullied everyone growing up and now considers himself a "bulldog"

You don't believe that he made the witness he was deposing retire on the spot? Lol

I meant this...