I'm reporting from Harris County and I must say that there a good deal of Patriot fans down here (mostly bandwagoners and expats). The reason the Patriots won Harris County is because they had more Facebook fans than the other remaining teams. Trust me, fuck the Patriots.

No reference to Brock Lesnar returning and F5ing Vince McMahon?

No reference to Brock Lesnar returning and F5ing Vince McMahon?

Who's going to make my rasslin' game next year?

Kansas City's Google Fiber is faster. Chattanooga is a dump.

imagine hitting a hog in that thing

You fucking jackass that's a Wii.

You mean the 4SeriesGT?

the monster hockey game was where it was at

What the hell was I talking about?

I didn't know such a word existed until I moved to Springfield.

My votes: Virgil, Lynn Hoppes

so much better

The Rockets have better lawyers than Royce White can afford.

We got 'er in Texas.

None of you guys have clear poop?

Beat me to it as well. I even had the tab open and ready for whenever I reached the comment section.

slut

"Few drugs will be swallowed"

Jim Ross cussing is my favorite story mostly because he put up such a defense on his blog and Twitter