WE WANT VIRGILBAG! You are out of your mind, Barry Petchesky!

I love my n54 335i but this is getting ridiculous.

We should write an updated version of SatB where Bandit drives a bad ass new car and Smokey is an old racist prick county mountie and Jerry Reed is a meth head who has a tranny ride with him instead of his old dog and is running drugs from Mexico instead of beer from Texarkana...we could sell it to Hollywood for…

Stay in Dallas!

Yeah! Good riddance! I wish you had hit a hog on 130 before leaving town! Just kidding

In Pasadena, it is.

Yeah! I thought you loved Austin soooooo much

No he's not.

Name: Jerry Jones

I was actually referring to a clip that Howard Stern plays every now and then...

And the Texans aren't? Despite putting themselves in those shitty situations with Jax and Detroit, we still won the ball games, right?

Well guess what? Fuck you and the Pats. Go drink a fucking wicked Sam Adams you queer

Jonathan Joseph appears to be playing next Monday (the gaping hole that they have been passing on) and the Texans have a pretty high-scoring offense as well. We'll see come Monday.

I feel like this guy is explaining to us why people should be afraid of a team named the Ducks.

And what makes you think that the Patriots will win?

"Will the Texans upset the Patriots in Week 14?"

I always thought that the first snake was up to something

Dallas = Wannabe NY

When you put it that way, I could see myself blowing $360M quickly

I went on a low carb diet and lost about 60 lbs. After the initial period of 2-3 when you're not supposed to drink any alcohol was over with, I went back to drinking my bottle of Crown every day or two. Whiskey, believe it or not, along with a few other types of booze has 0 carbs in it, therefore making it safe for…