Seemed like nearly everybody dropped by . . . except Hugh Laurie. But if he's not going to collect the photo that's been sitting on a shelf for so many years, I CALL DIBBS!

Yeah, I get it. But I see stunt pages like this, with the nagging sense I've seen it before, recognize that the same paper is devoting thousands of words to the same topic (just not front and center) and can't help thinking (for a few seconds, anyway, before I turn the page):

Brazil decided to steal a beat from France and go with the Maginot Line defense, I see.

"When is this goal scoring going to end?"

"...get married at the airport."

To borrow from Colbert: To NPH, a Tip of the Hat. For B&N? A Wag of the, um, Finger.

The Daily Mail's exhaustive analysis also notes that OK! magazine may have been a little less intrusive with the airbrush recently, but more than made up for it by turning Georgie right-round:

ETA: Ooopsie. Misdirected my reply. Sorry about that.

As several here point out, Colbert gets the best of the bit.But the question remains: Where's The Selfie?

I wouldn't say shitty, but boring. Too many shades of stained wood, backing a pale white boy in a gray suit.

and guessing the down the collar bit was not rehearsed.

Sadly for her, the seatmate was not in the full, upright position.

That's what she said.

Sacrilege! NBC's chief says they likely will cast a male actor as Peter!

Get a few more commenters on board and this string will be ready for take-off.

Friends first, Santas second; or Bros Before Ho-Ho-Ho's.

"You're so beautiful in that terracotta disaster of a dress."

Agreed on both counts. And this makes twice in 48 hours I'll take a second look — was funny to see her and Nathan Fillion in the otherwise weak-weak-weak "half-time" dance number at Sunday's Emmys. It was the kind of surprise that show needed more of.

You see Galaxy Quest. I see Red Dawn. Life is good.

I knew it from all the comments: This story has legs.