No way. The most horrible things are always happening (or nearly so) to people with dashcams.

And that is why the Lady gets all damp.

Rooster's Millions

You want to take a mold of my what?

And I thought "Lift and Separate" was just for women.

Invite Sheila Suchimov and you've got a party. (Sheila asks though that you leave Harry Balzac at home. Typical Sheila.)

Couple glasses of wine usually worked for me.

Get nationally embarrassed a third time and the um,what's the third one ... um ... ahhhh ... hmmm ...Ooops!

Fuck the White House Correspondents! Dinner?

Or they can combine lines of attack and attribute it to her extreme old age. Next thing we know she'll be screaming at the kids: "Get off my South Lawn!"

There, too, apparently.

Love how these 2016 stories invariably get around to Bobby Jindal, whose spot on imitation of Kenneth the Page should follow him for the rest of his political life.

Read MY lips, muthaf*&%#@!

They might look like something else, but only at first glans.

It's Klaus! Poor, long lost Klaus!

Went viral. You know how the Internet Goebbels this stuff up.

"Mama! Mama!

Wait. Go back, back, back to that second photo.

Ohhhh Noooo! Stefon was the only bit I actually hoped would show up on SNL. No one ever really leaves the show, of course. All this merely raises the stakes for when Seth Myers returns to host the show and Hader "drops by."

Two of this show's many charms.