At least it's a little less ink to get all over your fingers.

And the Germans ran through Belgium so fast they were hardly noticed.

It failed miserably the first time so....let's try it again!!! Surely the Germans couldn't beat that line twice!!

"When they start defending." OUCH!

Vichy what you did there

Tina Fey wearing leather pants. CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!

Of course Leno welshed.

Colbert won.

But he's already got experience flying by wires!

NOOOOOOO!!!!! I hate when they do that!! It's supposed to be a female playing him as a boy gdi don't take such great parts away from women. There are so few good ones nowadays :/

No no no!! The part should be played by a girl, a Soprano. Not a guy singing in falsetto or worse one singing with a changed voice.

This reminds me of this classic college athletics moment:

And this is what happens when you like it on facebook. Thanks Timothy.

"Plaster caster, grab a hold of me faster
And if you wanna see my love, just ask her "

Bringing breeches back into fashion is all fine, but at least have the decency to wear them with a codpiece.

If Seth Meyers is engaged, I think the real question is...what will Stefon do?

Best! Thread...ever?

And suddenly American Pie makes more sense.

Nevermind that she isn't as old as other GOP candidates to assume office- don't women outlive men by 7 years or so on average? Doesn't that count for something too?