I have actually done this. I wrote a play with 4 male roles and one female role - then I started reading Jezebel and I looked at my play and thought - why the hell is this play a sausage fest? What was I thinking! These don't need to be dudes!

If you have no idea how to write women, write a male character then change the name and pronouns. Look at that, your female characters became people. It's magic!

It's pretty telling that the only way they can get all those false rape accusations they whine about is to manufacture them themselves.

FWIW a US 8 is a UK 12 - your point is still valid just pointing it out.

I love (perhaps the wrong verb to use) the incongruity of the magazine name with the stories. Raped by Santa? That's life! Mother murdered under a Christmas tree? That's life!

YES! I can confirm, as a Real Brit (TM) that That's Life mag is the WTF-guilty-pleasure-I-can't-believe-I'm-reading-this, pure, unadultered greatness it seems.

Can't say I really relate to this piece much as I have massive boobs. I always avoid push up bras because if I wore one my boobs would be in my eyes, or otherwise uncomfortable. I mostly find it ironic that a place like Victoria's Secret, which sells far more push up bras that non-push up, which promotes large…

But the white lights will make my Tom Hiddleston ornament look so much better!!!

Yeah. I do the same thing. I was an anthropology major so I can go on for a LONG time about the Pagan origins of "Christmas". Surprisingly, people are rarely that interested in hearing about it. So then I start talking to them about securities regulations and the tax code.

Am I the only one who looks at this and sees DJ Uterus with Fallopian tube arms scratching two ovary records?

"HI KIDS. I'M UTIE THE UTERUS! I'M HERE TO BLEED ALL OVER YOUR FAVORITE LINENS BECAUSE CUNTUM MECHANICS."

Because it's the season and it's topical:

This shit is ages old. It still boils down to: women should not have appetites. Women need to contain themselves, and be contained, in all aspects.

As a person with Cerebral Palsy and scoliosis who uses a wheelchair at all times, this made me feel so happy. PWDs often feel like an invisible minority in the world. We talk about LGBTQ folks, gender identity and expression, feminism, racism and much more in society, but we hardly hear about people with…

I wonder if she would even notice the Flaming Hot Cheetos dust coursing through my veins. Or my notoriously high gummi candy levels. Can you see my health, Kang? Can you?

This is why I don't leave the house on Boxing Day (Dec. 26). Even driving around is awful and I imagine it's worse on Black Friday in the US. Besides, most retailers now have Boxing Week sales and since I'm not buying big ticket electronics or clothes, chances are I'll be able to get what I want online or on Dec. 27th.

I'm tasked with making the mashed potatoes for 40 family members tomorrow. To mark the whole Thanksgivingukkah thing, I thought it would be fun to make potatoes with a Jewish flair, so I'm adding horseradish and chives to some roasted garlic potatoes. When my mom and some aunts found out she flipped. Apparently that's…

UK lady here, calling bullshit. His statements are full of 'maybe's and 'probably's and don't appear to be based on anything more. The problem isn't the age of consent (which was established to help curb child prostitution problems in the 1900s, it's attitude, culture and education.