I had this crazy dream once where my wife and I were out on a date for what I think was supposed to be our anniversary or something. It was probably nothing, but hey, dreams right?

You just don't understand Erin. There are bizarre women everywhere! The potential for more bizarre encounters with bizarre women who bizarre-ly call the bizarre police every time he tries to have a normal, not-bizarre date-whether-you-knew-it-or-not end with sex-whether-you-want-it-or-not is extremely high! How can he…

HAVE NO FEAR GODDAMN GINGERBREAD LATTES ARE NOW AT STARBUCKS.

Thirty one year olds do happen to have grey hair and it is entirely normal. Tom Sykes totally deserves a seat on that spaceship from Douglas Adams books, when all the middlemen, insurance agents, and other unnecessary folks were told that the planet population relocates, launched into space and not given the…

Don't forget that time he did an impression of a velociraptor.

Can this be a daily addition to Jezebel? So I can start my day off with Tom Hiddleston being absolutely adorable?

I think that it's that he is a serious actor who doesn't take himself seriously. He does Shakespeare and then he does Thor. He goes on those press tours and hugs his fans and dances and sings. He just seems really approachable and self deprecating. I'm not going crazy over him but I get why people really like him.…

Well I should hope she's teaching those young girls some modesty. Keep those knees closed or you might pop out 21 children before you know it!

Of course they do!!! They have to be prim and proper and hold tea parties and play with dolls. Or else they'll become immodest worldly slut lesbian abortion-havers.

And Jesus went forth, and saw a great multitude, and was moved with compassion toward them, and he healed their sick. And when it was evening, his disciples came to him, saying, This is a desert place, and the time is now past; send the multitude away, that they may go into the villages, and buy themselves victuals.…

I'm just really excited about this new phrase "He's done a sex".

First, a little background in case you're among the lucky few uninitiated: a "pick up artist" is like a sandwich artist, except much more embarrassing to sleep with and much, much less likely to have a footlong

I love Prince Philip precisely because he is so utterly mad. He's not just racist, he just manages to say things which offend every single demographic in existence. In fact, I don't think people even get offended by him, they're all just like "Oh Prince Philip, you fucking daft, inbred crazy old man".

You know you're in trouble when Prince Philip thinks you're daft.

Human centipede of culpability!

Fucking vulva's how do they work?

Girl code? Oh hell, no. Women have been responsible for men's good behavior for far too long. That is just patriarchal, oppressive shit. I long for the day when men are held accountable for their actions.

“Man defines woman not in herself, but relative to him; she is not regarded as an autonomous being. … He is the Subject, the Absolute – she is the Other” — Simone de Beauvouir

Yes, those scheming bitches hide behind rocks, trip the poor innocent men, and their penises just fall into their slut vaginas.

I'm looking forward to running my own site soon, getthefuckoverit.com and its sister site, moveonwithyourlife.com.