This is the water bottle I carry every day (well, not this specific one- the picture is from google because I don't have a camera on me)

Angel Hair Pasta and Jalepeno Pesto

Hey now, this Canadian would propose that it's you Yanks that forget to add the necessary u. ;)

Yes, it holds a special place for me as well. One of my little monkeys would not eat or drink anything red until she was around 10 years old.

"Oh, well that's okay. I'm not allergic if they're ground up."

OMG THE CUTENESS!! I can't deal. He is just too adorable. That face!!

Well I made a girl-human too. She's 11 and a complete badass. Yesterday she told off three high school boys for using the word, "faggot." She shamed them and flounced away.

I'm trying to convince myself to like that 5am wake up call - I'm a sucker for snuggles!

what i really need is a 'fuckin moron' option on there, as well.

I can't be in the same vicinity as someone eating a banana. It's like, just goopy mouth noises, nonstop. HOW IS THE SOUND ESCAPING YOUR HEAD?

The craziest thing I have ever seen was when I was bartending at a strip club. Guy comes in and he's weird. Tries to hit on every person lacking a y chromosome including myself. Anyway, he starts harassing one of the dancers. She is a quiet, sweet woman that just so happens to be wearing thigh high boots that night.…

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

I FOUND ANOTHER GOOD ONE, GUYS.

The flipside of this is all of the meat eaters who make a HUGE FUCKING DEAL out of the fact that you've ordered a vegetarian meal and grill you with so many questions that it becomes impossible for anyone at the table to speak about anything else but that the fact that there is a vegetarian amongst them. Then they…

Oh yeah. The same thing used to happen to me. People suck.

I'm a meat eater, and super offended by what they did to you. Next time you go over to their house I recommend slicing open a Durian fruit and leaving it somewhere hard to find. HAHA, YOU MACHO MURICANS GET GASSED BY A PLANT!

Absolutely agree with this. Vegans and vegetarians can be pretty insufferable and preachy, but there are a whole lot of meat eaters out there that turn into rage-filled assholes when they find out someone doesn't eat meat. Like, you don't even have an ethical position on eating meat, you just like it, why in fuck does…

I am a vegetarian. I don't bother mentioning it to most people, and I don't get preachy or soap-boxy about it. It's just a personal choice. I do know really preachy vegans though, and they get on my nerves. I also know stalwart meat-eaters, and they get on my nerves.

bravo.

Awwwwwwwwww! I'm sure he will be best of friends with Eric the Halibut and Eric the Cat and Eric the Half-a-Bee.