I read the last bit in a Yorkshire accent XD

I would so buy that!

My boyfriend still has these. When he wears them, I can actually leave my bag at home.

They so are. I have them on my work trousers. For shop work. You need pockets for that! The one guy in my shop carries all his keys/fobs/pens in his pocket. All the women have them on elastic bands round their wrists because there is nowhere to put them!

I found the best thing. A made-for-festivals skirt which comes with a clip on, zipped up bag. Clip the bag on to jeans belt loops and voila! It's so useful for nights out, hard to steal/steal from/leave anywhere and just in the right place for getting stuff out.

Love the casual vegetarian-snarking in the middle! :P Glad to know refusing to eat god's creatures is something I can add to the list of "reasons people have told me I'm going to hell".

I kinda like the birthdays thing. It has beautiful irony. Cause I can't help feeling she never read the books and so wouldn't know that part of the Dursleys' 'let's crush Harry' plan is ignoring his birthdays! :P You'd think, if birthdays are so evil, and combined with the fact they're trying to stamp the magic out of…

How did you do the Vashta Nerada? The skeletons in the spacesuits or just a giant double shadow? :P

Ada Lovelace was an absolute BAMF. She also died in her 30s, so was computer programming from the age of 18 having worked on a heap of mathematics-based stuff before that. But you know, anything done by teenage girls is silly right? Women have always played a huge role in computing and coding and will continue to do…

Amen! And people who refer to themselves as "so-and-so's mummuh" or to their "bubbahs". Mummuh is acceptable until a child can speak. Because it is literally them double-babbling the letter 'm' as in "mamamamamamamamama". Once you are capable of words, "mummuh" and "bubbuh" should not be allowed. And hubby needs to…

That is one of the best TV shows/films ever. And that compilation missed "allow me to put a dainty little bonnet on your purview and shove it up the shitter with a lubricated horse cock". But "F star star cunt" is one of my favourites. Gotta love Malcolm Tucker.

Firstly: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Ew.

I'm British so considering hibernation until about a month after the birth :P But I would love it if the Royals were legally obliged to name their child whatever was the most popular name that year/voted for by the general public, especially if it's a girl cause they only name babies after successful monarchs,…

Bye Tracie, you will be missed :( Hope everything goes really well for you!

Awww :( We'll miss you Lindy! Good luck!

That sounds fucking terrifying!

I knew a pair of twins with the same allergy at primary school. If someone had chocolate with hazelnut they weren't allowed on the same table at lunchtime, whilst the girls happily ate their peanut butter and jam sandwiches (which they charmingly called mud and blood, I recall!) It caused some serious confusion with…

This was really interesting to read, thanks Madeleine :) Hope your headache subsided eventually!

Agreed, I love reading comments on Jez and GT because there is genuine discussion and you can learn stuff without having to see all the crap that gets spewed over every other website. It's nice to have a place where you don't have to worry about being attacked by people just for mentioning the words "equality",…

They are hideously expensive. And if you buy half the cheaper ones you get knickers full of shredded cotton and blood which... no. Just fucking stop taxing them and tax the crocodile meat instead. And the handmade chocolate cake decorations (also tax-free according to the petition I signed...)