I feel you! I like going out, but if I'm with anyone cool my currently-a-stone-and-a-half-at-least-overweight body can't handle it and nor can my mind! I end up feeling so out of place it's almost painful :( I not only end up feeling like the fat one, but also the awkward one...

I tried ringing both 666 and 616 from my mobile when I was about 14. 666 just got "we're sorry, this number has not been recognised". 616 had a few seconds of silence and then the line went dead :P

Nice :P I'm hoping *crosses fingers* that my aunt will do mine cause she's a seamstress. But she mostly does costumes and apparently is wary of wedding fittings cause brides can be dicks! So I plan on backup plans too! And this is now one :P I love all the lacy gorgeousness of these dresses, they're so elegant!

No, I meant I think I found the one she wore :P It was such a gorgeous dress. She's a city lawyer. That wedding was a total mindfuck, cause me and him are broke students and I ended up drinking champagne and talking to a guy called Wiggy about his property portfolio... XD It was possibly the weirdest day of my entire…

This is Kia though. One of their adverts was used in a mock GCSE paper we did for English Language. We had to analyse the advert for a car designed for women. Except they said "girls". It included a sensor to help your woman-brain with difficult things like parking; some kind of sensor system that was meant to make it…

They don't stay long :P Apparently she's getting divorced again. So that'd be husband number 4 I think... I didn't even know she'd got married again!

"Those puffed sleeves are getting ridiculous! Anyone who wears them next year will have to go through a door sideways! I declare there's enough material in those sleeves to make a waist!"

I just googled Jenny Packham and I think I found my boyfriend's sister's dress... XD Also I would love all those dresses. If I was 6 inches taller and 2 stone slimmer :P Your friend is so lucky!

Posted this somewhere else (I think, comment went funny :S) But HUMAN HAIR dress made by Thelma Madine off My Big Fat Gypsy (nightmare!) Wedding!

This is made by the BFGW dress creator Thelma Madine. It's made of human hair.

As someone has questioned me, I would like to say that I did apologise for getting angry at him. I will not apologise for being angry.

Fucking this! Why are women's plain white work shirts always fucking see-through?! Why not make them thicker?!

Yeah, my boyfriend got his first "would you check your fucking privilege?!" off me. And normally he's a really good feminist. But I was unbelievably on edge and he went "well, guns are illegal here, so you won't get shot" then called me paranoid when I said no, but I don't need to be, and listed all the ways men could…

*hugs* Happens to us all. This week has been particularly awful. Thank god for the internet, where people can understand!

I have only sisters, but it suddenly hit home when I suddenly became aware that even the suggestion of me walking for half an hour alone through a city at night, down well lit main roads in a safe area, surrounded by flats and in constant contact with people was a huge no. But my boyfriend cycling 5 miles from work to…

You said exactly what I've been feeling but a million times better! We're done explaining, we're always explaining. Now let us be angry and upset and scared for now because this is our worst nightmare so stop trying to play oppression Olympics! Now is not the time. Give us a safe space, just for a bit, because right…

I knew how much my dad meant to me the day I got tipsy on beer whilst skiing with him and discussed street harassment and he said "well of course it's terrifying. It's a power thing and they intimidate you. That's what they're trying to do". My mum has always scoffed and gone "you'll be grateful for the odd whistle…

Eddie Izzard is the bomb. Although my dad went to uni with him and apparently he wasn't funny then... I can't imagine it.

I just burst out laughing and nearly sprayed my laptop in Sprite :P Thank you Bob the Dog, Podkanye16 and Uber, St Paul is now fixed in my head as a Daily Telegraph letters page crackpot XD

Oh just fuck today. I can't cope with much more of this!