You'd probably have an easier time achieving a lasting peace in the Middle East than getting a room full of…

It's three. No matter what you say, the answer is still three. Sorry, scientists: Owl 1, Science 0.

There's a term for people who inhale an entire meal in basically one go: "weird lunatics." Also "men," apparently.

As someone who had to cut onions last night and still hasn't fully recovered, please give me them now.

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Another day, another American company pulls some blatant fuckery involving trademarks and threatened lawsuits with…

Meat-eaters and vegans are getting into an angry spat involving a New York restaurant, and oh my God can they both…

After Budweiser's "HUR HUR, ONLY SISSIES LIKE CRAFT BEER" ad from the Super Bowl, it should be no surprise that…

Frankly, I'm just disappointed the universe didn't see fit to have this happen at a Howard Johnson's.

In what is sure to be a widely-celebrated development in the heartland of America, we've now successfully achieved…

Since you ask, it's a fine day here at Batshit Crazy Headline Aficionado HQ. A damn fine day.

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

Sometimes you have stories that are easily encapsulated in the headline. Other times, you have stories that require…

Another day, another lawsuit filed against a former chef reality show participant. But while we've seen…

Pizza. Who doesn't love it? Why wouldn't you? Oh, I don't know, maybe because IT IS KILLING CHILDREN, YOU HORRIBLE…

No. You can't make me make a Cry Me a River pun here. I'm not going to stoop to that level.

What does one do when you don't get the table you want at a restaurant? Ask to speak to a manager at most, right?…

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

I labored over that headline for a good ten minutes, and there's really no better way to describe this series of…

Picture yourself as the parent of a middle schooler. Now picture you get a letter from a school administrator asking…