Uggghhh, of COURSE I have to be on the other side of the country while this is happening.

"...'if it doesn't add up to minimum wage, the restaurant has to make up the difference,' ...1) most restaurants get away with not actually doing that..."

How did I only just notice the tags you put on these things?

I'm kind of surprised you didn't also call attention to the fact that she considers a conflict that has raged for decades and caused the deaths of thousands in the Middle East easier to solve than this mostly non-issue (I totally agree with your thoughts on the matter though).

Putting your East Asian History degree to use, I see.

That first guy is my hero.

Well, if you say your own comment is brilliant, then it must be.

You're the one who wrote a lengthy comment on a Jezebel article going on and on about your issues with gluten, and HE'S the one who's "too sensitive"?

I'm astounded that you lived in North Carolina for two years and somehow do not think Bojangles is the greatest fast food chain.

I'm 90% certain you actually like falafel or are doing this just because it hurts me, you silly scamp you.