The "dark" one was filmed with the less lights in her face they could get away with, it's especially noticeable when you see her and her friend side by side, they don't have the same light shining at the direction it should.

Um...this guy is an asshole screw him, but let me elaborate on your question.

From your comment, I'm left to assume you've frequently wondered if tampons are sexually satisfying.

But, no, shoving a wad of cotton into your vagina is not pleasant. Sometimes it kinda hurts, but only if you took your last tampon out too soon and it's all dry up in there. Also, putting things in the vagina isn't…

You know the feeling you get from stretching out your muscles in the morning that's kind of tense but immensely satisfying? Combine that with a sexy person rubbing your shoulders and the extra thoughts in your brain slowly disappearing and you've got yourself a boner that feels good.

Yup ... living the dream right here. My brother waltzes into town twice a year, does some simple task that Mom has around the house and hosanna ... he is amazing. I call her everyday ... check on her ... fix her computer issues ... took her to get a new phone and taught her to use it.

Plus, she was so gorgeous I could hardly stand it, and, I'll just say it, she didn't look better after. She looked off.

Yeah. Another factor - all the people I know who are really into the child/pet comparison are women who are not able to have children.

You're a very patient person! I can't accept that someone I'm having a conversation with would talk about themselves endlessly, wether it's about their kids or career or anything else... But yes, I see what you mean about the policing the replies because basically we can only be in awe of their daily struggles and…

this describes my family quite well *cries*

Look, I know a racist's a racist, but I think racism is so pervasive that there are a lot of people who aren't racist in the way that they're using racial slurs or openly discriminating, but racist in that they buy into stereotypes and white-splaining. I would never be friends with the former sort of racist, but the…

Seriously! My sister goes on and on and on and on about her three kids, as if sticking names on school furniture and the logistics of getting kids to school/daycare is an interesting topic that one should go on about for 10 minutes. I mean, I'm moderately interested because I care about her and her kids and because…

Totally agree. I have a friend who says things like, "You will NEVER know true love until you're a parent." While that might be true in her own experience, that's so condescending towards people who can't/don't want to have kids. Who are you to say that they'll never experience true love just because they'll never be…

I think that's the case most of the time, but I have heard people really try to compare pets to children. It's okay to say they're your kids if you want, or commiserate about somethings. But if a parent is talking about a colicky baby who sleeps no more than two hours at a time, it's not a good time to chime in about…

Alright, this might be an unpopular thought: I am over parenthood complaints. You wanted it, you got it. That doesn't mean that I don't care about maternity leave issues and workplace discrimination related to pregnancy and motherhood. But run of the mill, wow, having a baby makes me tired stuff, yes. I have an…

sometimes i call my dog hr pup-nstuff. we are similar in the way we talk to our doggehs.

We watch my grandmother do it, to my mother and uncle's faces, constantly.

Not to mention that when the responsibility of caring for an elder falls to the son's family, it's typically his wife doing all the work, not him.

I'm not flat, and I was thinking I'd like it because every time I'm running I have to wear a big baggy t-shirt or I feel like my nipples are screaming "HI EVERYBODY! DO YOU THINK IT'S COLD? LOOK AT ME!"

You know what sucks? I am one of three girls, and I am quite literally the only one of the three of us who did anything for my mom while she was still around, and the only one who is currently trying to keep my dad taken care of. And I still hear shit from my dad's siblings about not doing enough. (Oh, by the way,…

Exactly: not a boner. If it was a boner, it would be up against his stomach. He's either peeing or just super relaxed. But freakin' hilarious just the same. I also happened to be a designer for a university, and you have no idea how many cigarettes and middle fingers I have photoshopped out of photo backgrounds. …