THIS AND MORE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF THE GRIFTER.

I feel like every woman should be granted an automatic restraining order against Chris Brown.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Hillary.

Really? I would just take it as a strong indication that our justice system is still utterly failing victims of sexual harassment, assault, and abuse. And frankly, I don’t think the onus should be on Perry to corroborate anything.

It says you could hear her screams and as someone who has given birth you don’t need a mic pack to pick up on the screams of labor if you’re in the same room.

A bear in your pool would really be a grisly discovery.

That’s why downtown has a tunnel system connecting the building in the area together, because no one in a suit wants to walk around in the summer outside.

Ban anyone who cracks a joke.

Then why did he pay for my friend’s kidney transplant 5 years ago? SHE was a crew member from How I Met Your Mother. Assholes don’t do that...they do however assassinate people’s character anonymously on the internet....

Someone once tweeted that “per my last email...” is polite-speak for “bitch can you read” and truer words were never...tweeted

I usually attach the email and write “see below”

Look for an older dog- they tend to be less chewy and destructive. (My Good Charlotte destroyed stuff until she died, the poor girl).

I would say that this should be something you can look at as proof that money and fame are not cures for depression. You’re not doomed, you just have to find something (medicine, therapy, etc.) that will help you. Money and fame will not. Which I’m thankful for as I have neither.

For those who didn’t click through the Martha Hunt link, the final quote is “Yes. She invented the blood facial.”

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

You mean ****ercream birthday cakes.

IT crowd gif party!

“...proudly wore the damn thing while scanning every single person within range to not only make sure everyone saw their hat but also ensure that people knew it was on purpose.”

Every child is different. There is no magic solution. Some kids are great sleepers, some are terrible sleepers. You will all survive but it will suck for 3-23 months.