He’s a right-wing troll ready to show his buddies on some subreddit how the ‘libruls’ are crazy because they agreed with this nonsense. Jokes on him.

No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

My favorite Margot Kidder role is in Black Christmas. If you’re into horror, it’s a must-see.

355 being the code for the female spy in George Washington’s Culper Ring.

It is possible to wrap your head around it and still lament it, you know. Most have us have been doing the same for our own parents over the last few decades.

Can the discussion not be about Weinstein and turn to the fact that the dress doesn’t fit with the theme of the Met Ball? It is drab, frumpy, and does resemble a used O.B. tampon.

The NHL playoffs ended April 8th. I don’t know what this guy is blabbing about. Kilkenny won their 18th title. Only Tipperary (the team they defeated) have won Division 1 more.

BURN

I adore that Craig likes to party and travel and also sews. Would bang, for the tailoring and for the fun.

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

A few years ago I was at a party and somehow the iPod stopped playing shuffle and was just going in order, so the entire Autobiography album was our background noise and I was LIVING.

That’s not enough anything to sustain anyone. I wish celebrities stopped mentioning their fake menus. All they do is encourage eating disorders.

Fear of this is actually why I have only filed my baby’s nails. I have what’s basically a little nail grinder and it works very well. No chance of cutting his little fingers!

Ok a couple things though, she had a suspect list 1,000 names long and she was slowly working through them. You can’t actually start naming suspects in a book that haven’t been cleared by police because you’ll get sued and possibly completely derail a police investigation. I don’t think Patton nor anyone else is…

I mean, if cops are shamed into digging up a cold case that they then solve, do they ever stand up and go “Thanks for shaming us into looking into this”. Heeeeelll no. They go “We were always working on this, and this just goes to show we never give up.”

‘Bake him away, toys.’

I had the idea the other day of opening a gym based off of all of our childhood competition shows. So you get to do the Double Dare obstacle course, or the Legend’s temple, or the Crag from GUTS as an exercise. It’s probably one of the better ideas I’ve had recently haha.

I actually laughed out loud.

Whoever did the editing on that episode is a shady comedic genius who clearly hates Kim. All the contradicting flashbacks were glorious but the cut to her face looking like a wrinkled thumb after Kenya said she should have a plastic surgeon look at her chin was the hilarious icing on the cake.

Don’t worry, everyone accidentally bonks their kid’s head on a door frame at least once. Don’t feel guilty, you’re in good company.