I’m always thrilled that the the eventual runner-up of Mt Rose American Teen Princess Pageant has done so well!

I wish the only interest she had in Trump is Whose Bed Has His Boots Been Under.

Someone should tell her “Don’t Be Stupid”.

Can we ban her and ruin her career as late and deserving retribution for The Dixie Chicks, who actually said something sensible and bold.

Honest = “He will be racist and sexist in public”

I can’t quit Gray’s. It’s one show that I keep Co. OMG back to. As much to see what major catastrophe they end the season with and how many more siblings can die on Mer’s watch. I hope this one lives.

TRUMP: I can’t believe you did this, Michael. I’ve said it before—we have to be more careful with the cyber.
COHEN: ...What?
TRUMP: The tapes. They’re part of the cyber ...no?
COHEN: No, they’re...
TRUMP: But email is.
COHEN: Email is, in a way, yes.
TRUMP: Part of the cyber. So what are tapes?
COHEN: They’re just...tapes.…

If he wanted to warn someone about a bomb, he should have called theaters where The Emoji Movie was playing.

OK....so maybe she doesn’t make a sound when she’s giving birth.

Seriously. Having been though both pregnancy loss and infertility, it’s hard enough to paste on a fake smile and pretend you’re not dying inside with the real pregnancy announcements, let alone the assholes who think pregnancy is one huge joke. And the people who say “lighten up” can fuck off. Even if it doesn’t…

It’s not a zero sum game. You can be offended by both. And it’s a joke that shouldn’t be made to begin with. Don’t be a douche.

You know, if you had told me 20 years ago that I would agree more with Tom Arnold than Roseanne. I probably would have been somewhat incredulous.

I also find it bizarre to pretend that “getting this body back” doesn’t mean a few trips to the plastic surgeon. I’m sure before and after pics will be presented as if getting plastic surgery is an accomplishment or something, and that’s weird as hell.

Almost a year to the day since this story came up last time...almost like...i don’t know. a bird or something. rising from the ashes.

Kim’s Spanish teacher:

These parents definitely don’t know how to raise the Roof(s).

But that should mean that they should absolutely have been clear with their employees on what acceptable safety protocol would be. And while they failed to do that, we as air travelers are trained to follow the flight attendant’s orders without question or else be kicked off the flight or worse. While I don’t think…

Caitlyn Jenner: just another selfish, rich, clueless white lady. She can go suck it with Susan Sarandon.

These are the worst interns ever. Do they want us to hate them?

What kind of wine should we get for mommy?