This is not Ted Cruz, it’s a New Republican intern getting cred for his reptilian overlord.

For anyone curious, I’m just gonna leave these here (NSFW)

You aren’t being judgmental, but you are concern-trolling like a boss. Drinking within the recommended daily limits (which would be a glass of wine every single damn day for a woman) is the slippery slope to addiction? You will “pay the price”? Never, ever, travel to Europe. The wine industry has tricked the shit…

there’s NOT theirs, jesus.

Shit is scary but I’d rather bring a child into this world who could possibly end up doing some good than not. Shitty people who don’t care aren’t going to stop having children in this environment. We need a buffer group of children who will grow up to care about the world and the other people in it.

she couldnt just turn them off?

I made a kinja account *just* to point out that no one has mentioned, IMO, the episode’s most egregious faux pas: Sonja opening up Dorinda’s sealed garment bag containing orange satin pj’s that were a gift from her late husband AND PUTTING THEM ON AND WEARING THEM TO BREAKFAST! Dorinda must have been on like ten lbs…

The Fraser films are gold and any attempt to outdo them was clearly going to fail. Even the much-maligned third film (which I personally think is still rather good) is miles better than anything cookie-cutter Cruise film.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Not really a blooper but memorable enough to inspire Bill Hader’s SNL Herb Welch character.

HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

Just to be clear, when all things are not equal: I’d obviously marry Peter and never let him out of my sight.

“fell asleep”

Some good news for a very specific audience: Allison Holkar who is now married to Stephen “tWitch” Boss who also happens to be Ellen DeGeneres’s DJ is returning to the newest season of So You Think You Can Dance as an all-star!!!!

I’d say this is on the patents who brought the child as a prop to their song.

I lost my Golden and my cat in the last year. It totally sucks. My other two cats have been looking for Oswald for six months now. They all used to sleep in a big pile on the chair - now the chair is half empty. My daughter is home with her cat for 3 months because she’s having a big surgery on her ankle and my cats…

If you have one share it, instead of just rhetorically bitching about not getting to. Nobody’s keeping you from telling us about the shitty customers you’ve dealt with but you.

I have a miniature poodle who is just an asshole with other dogs since my Golden died a year ago. We don’t go to dog parks, etc., and you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to get people to listen when we’re out on a walk, or at the pet store and ask if they can pet him (or don’t pay attention when I move my dog away…

Good for her, Spencer is a piece of shit. And I’m not surprised he didn’t want to get into with a white woman, especially without any cameras around.

Pretending to be someone else because you don’t want to get into a confrontation with a woman is extremely alpha, imo