With Mother’s Day coming up tomorrow, I just wanted to share the story of when I was eight and my mom threw a can of creamed corn at me in a grocery store. In her defense, she did yell “Here, catch!” as the corn was halfway through its trajectory; just in time for me to look up, ensuring it hit me square in the face.…

When

I interpreted it as a the drunkenness of a man who likes to play the victim and make the world think he was brokenhearted.

Her dress was the most awful tho.

You think there are special “Deaf People” tickets? 😂 Dead! Like, we don’t pay full price for things? If captions ever come on in a theatre you go to, stand up and loudly shout that bullshit you just spent time to write on the internet. Most of us won’t hear or understand you, but you’ll look like the major asshole…

No one is ACTING like you’re huge pieces of shit, we’re telling you that yes, that attitude and entitled insistence on YOUR able-bodied preferences DO make you a piece of shit. Be a better human, be a bit more cautious when sharing your asshole-tendencies/preferences, or be prepared for people to call you out on it. :)

I’m so sorry. I can’t believe what I’m reading either. How dare 18 people try to do a normal thing without letting every stranger know hours in advance! The good, charitable theater folks really can’t be expected to have to exert minor effort to accommodate people who are keeping them in business like all the other…

I’m HOH, so much that living in the hearing world is so difficult sometimes that I don’t want to get out of bed. I was mainstreamed to read lips only. No sign. Thanks parents and teachers! I was raised to please your hearing world. I am sitting here with tears streaming down my eyes right now reading some of the…

Last week I found out I was being laid off.

The thing about calling an attorney is that it’s expensive and there’s a limit to what they can actually do. (I’ve worked in family law so I know a bit) Whereas calling them out on social media is free and I can see how it would be satisfying. Plus, these people are attention whores. I’m sure she thinks that shaming…

I cleared a million in medical bills at 18 with no insurance. My employer put me on the insurance as soon as humanly possible and later my attorney negotiated down those costs. But being 18 and getting a bill that is the size of a text book for a million dollars? I almost passed out. I wish I had saved it. My way to…

Got promoted at work and am celebrating a successful first week by heading out for tapas and sangria!

Funny pet story thread. I’ll start. Today, I was out and mom was by herself with Hiro. She was watching tv while he slept on top of the couch. Suddenly, Hiro farted so loudly he made mom jump and look at him. He slept through the whole thing (or pretending to be sleeping).

RED WINE IS LOW CARB Y’ALL! This diet is great!

I’m so in, after cougartown ended I ended up with a busy phillips shaped hole in my life.

Gaga should do a “Telephone” performance with Beyoncé Skyping in from some insanely elaborate master bed setup.

Russell allowed himself a slight smile, and chuckled slightly to himself. It took a long night going through the darker alleys of the French Quarter during the All Star Break to find what some said was only an urban myth.

Bill Paxton was one of those actors who took thinly written, move-along-the-plot characters and delivered fully rendered people.

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