When my oldest sister died, it was because doctors didn't know what to do to save her. She just faded. Oct 16, 1983.
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I always had a thing for Geena Davis. Super smart, pro-level archer, gorgeous, great actress. She shoulda been bigger.
Empire is not a show about shadiness in the music industry. Empire is a show about a bad bitch named Cookie. The rest is just subplot for me.
My cat Fred has similar high energy levels. I live in an apartment on a busy street so I walk him on a leash to help work out the energy. He loves it (will actually bring me his leash when I get home from work).
Tajari P Henson plays Cookie on Empire on Fox. She is boss.
"One of those people"? I've literally never heard of one other person who deliberately chews gum in their sleep.
I'll tell you all about it when it happens.
This made me gasp-giggle so much, my dog came over to check on me. Thank you for sharing.
I could really use some good news in my job search. I moved to my own apartment in the city two weeks ago and I'm trying so hard not to be depressed about my life. I'm 31, newly divorced and unemployed. Just trying to rebuild my life back home after moving halfway across the country two years ago for my ex's job. I'm…
He also accused my cats of giving him mono. You read that correctly.
I am not kidding, this little gem just made me throw my head back and laugh so hard for so long that my SO called out from the shower in the next room to ask what was wrong.
True story: My best friend once rented a 3 bedroom house with a mutual kinda friend who turned out to be a dead beat alcoholic. After we finally kicked her out (after 3 months not paying rent and a lot of other shit), I found a really unflattering picture of her, turned it into a graffiti stencil with the text "Fuck…
Um, isn't Tyler Perry going to write this sequel? "Girl, I thought you were gone."
Wait...do other people NOT accidentally punch themselves in the face frequently?
He certainly was. Never forget.
Fake it, til you escape it. That's what untold generations of Catholics have done.
My husband is more than twice my weight, but I'm still going to ask him if he wants to try this just so I can see his reaction.