Yeah, comparing yourself to a character in a kid's book is not a good way to establish your credentials as a reputable journalist. Was Nancy Drew busy that day?
My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.
The most memorable, however, was several…
I got engaged two weeks ago. Yay!
what does everyone watching tonight? i am watching new TV show "The Librarians".
I'm getting married on Wednesday y'all! San Francisco City Hall, bought my dress for $27, and my daughter / flower girl may be dressed as Batgirl. We're eating BBQ after. Or maybe finding a pub.
Ask for kittens and you shall receive them.
Alright, here recently my boyfriend and I witnessed what looked to be a serious assault in the car that was in front of ours at a red light. Their windows were tinted, but we could definitely tell the man driving was beating the woman in the passenger seat, and we could hear her screaming even with our windows rolled…
Pretty please go and burn the entire comment section on the Guinea Pig. Please and thank you kind lady and i'm sorry you have to deal with that shit.
I would have been wearing an oversized pair of baggy jeans (TLC style), a matching oversized denim vest, one of my dad's lumberjacks (that was about 4 sizes bigger than I was), some Army-issue combat boots and a bandanna. My mother would've prayed I wore anything like Malia or Sasha was wearing when I was 16.
I feel kinda bad for Jesus for having to hear her go on about it for hours.
This year is the very worst. I have been run out of Ferguson because my house is right next to the fires. I am crashing on an air mattress three hours away with my two dogs at my mother's house, a woman I try to limit my encounters with to twice a year at best for various reasons. Some highlights from yours truly, the…
I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.
It's not the Ebola that makes her a bad guy.
The shop owner should send a bill for the decontamination efforts.
That is not only a dick move but downright sadistic. WHO MAKES A CHILD WATCH THEM EAT ICE CREAM? also, your mom shouldn't have had to pay for anything whole they were visiting you, considering you are his fucking kids.
That guy wasn't even the worst. I went through a six-dude stretch where it seemed like the only guys who messaged me on OKC were comedians. You know who the most miserable men in NYC are? Late twenties to early thirties comedians who haven't made it big! They hate famous comedians for being famous and they hate th…
This story sums up my OkC experience as well. I actually had so many bad dates with "actors" that I stopped agreeing to dates with actors entirely. I don't know if I only attracted douchebag-y actors or what the deal was, but there are only so many times that I can trek to Wicker Park only to have some dude in…