Ha! I read this and immediately thought "Of course I've heard of Blue Monday? Who the fuck doesn't know Blue Monday?"

What is haw? I've never heard of it, but I'd like to check it out.

CEREAL KILLER! FIRST!

As soon as my Dad stopped chemotherapy (he's in remission) my dog was diagnosed with cancer and is now on chemotherapy. This year needs to hurry the hell up and be over. Fuck you, cancer.

To be fair, I think it's weird that anyone listens to Carrie Underwood.

Dat ass.

Because it's fucking awesome and A LOT of Texans aren't bigoted, hateful, misogynistic assholes, but thanks for playing.

Well, as a Texan, I am first going to tell you: Bless your heart, it’s so refreshing to have a conversation with someone who doesn't feel the need to prove they are smart.

FIERCE.

Parents split up when I was 10. Apart from all the crushing insecurity that comes from moving between houses, years of damage done by listening to snide comments from each parent about the other, and the creeping abandonment issues that are revealing themselves later in life, the doubling down on Christmas was pretty…

What about Grease? What about GREEEAAAASSE?

Fuck. This.

I know. It's Saturday night. Just post Hiddles gifs and have some wine.

My older brother died of thyroid cancer this morning.

I"m sure I'm a bad bad person (and there will several grey's lined up to agree with that assessment), but I think this is fucking hilarious. Cheating and abuse are my line in the sand moments - I will NEVER judge a woman (or man) for kicking their spouse to the curb for either of those things. Put me down as "Team…

I am grateful that my ex's are ex's.

The fact that those even exist fills me with terror, and I may not sleep tonight. THANKS OBAMA?

Sorry, but dude seems to have a teeny, tiny, ween.