Let's call her Ginger. She was brought in as our Creative Director after our last boss quit because it was basically a place for upper creatives to grow. All 6 of us worked for an in-house marketing group for a "luxury" real estate company. I was around 2 years fresh out of graphic design school, eager to please, with…

Oh my God the timing couldn't of this could not be better. I actually sat at my desk at work last night and stared at the Jezebel site on my computer praying an open thread would appear so I could share my current situation.

"Boy is my face red" -Rick Reilly

4LYFE!

She's way too good for him.

Yeah! We had a piñata at our afterparty, only because my spouse is proper and didn't want it at the reception. We stopped at the grocery store in between in all our finery to pick up candy for.it.

Yeah, well if we're talking about shittiness as a human being, I'm pretty sure a father who intentionally, explicitly refused to support financially his child and wanted nothing to do with the child that would make him responsible for it in any meaningful way and then did a 180 and decided he did mostly out of…

Published in 1993, and written by Lois Lowry, The Giver was my favorite book for a long time as a kid. The thing that stands out to me the most about this quick and satisfying read, is that it doesn't pander to the lowest common denominator of teens and kids. It's actually fairly complex for a kids book, and it really…

When I first read Island of the Blue Dolphins as a kid I remember being like, "SHUT IT DOWN. Literature is done. Someone wrote the best book ever."

Any and All Fear Streets

Also, here is an unrelated gif of a duck being vacuumed:

Don't worry bro, it'll happen to you too! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go organize my Semisonic CD collection.

If I was still living in Alabama my response might have been, "well... bless your heart." Some of you will know what I'm saying.

This has been stated multiple times (and frankly its just common sense) but I will repeat it for you: yes, women visit health professionals more and partake in preventative healthcare, but no, this does not mean they should pay more for health care because they are in fact preventing more costly illnesses in the long…

Agreed. Being British he obviously has access to a Tardis and yet has done nothing! Nothing!

100% not okay. illegal, right? illegal?

"I made some noises with my mouth"

I just want to get out.