That’s is really sad and tragic.

WHAT?! HE DIED?!

The same can be said for Snickers!!! Snickers Soldiers ( during winter holiday season) are the JAM! It’s like the caramel and nuts are perfectly juicy inside the soldier’s loving arms. While the nougat is fat and thick in the back just waiting to be devoured.

I want to wear that dress every day and when people ask what I do for a living, reply, “I’m a mermaid.”

My bestie found me a few months ago, and sent me a screenshot of one of my comments. I send other particularly pun heavy comments that I am proud of to my other best friend. So I’m kind of transparent that way.

I’m sorry, accept an internet hug and I’m also sending really good vibes your way. I know it hurts, and do be gentle to yourself.

What derma roller do you use? And how do you sterilize it? I was looking up derma rolling earlier this week ( I have some scars at my temples) but was unsure of what kind of brand to get.

Don’t forget Nascar races!

I have had no less than 3 friends let me know that I would be the first one they’d kill in the event of a zombie event or apocalypse. “You’re the type of person who’d accidentally leave the door open and then everyone would get killed.” I’d like to pretend that’s not true...but it probably is.

And the fact that after the “confession” he asked if they’d be done by 1:29 so he could do a presentation at school...it’s completely clear that he had no idea what he was agreeing to when he was talking to them. I really hope that enough people watch this documentary to get someone new to open this case.

WHICH IS BUTTS! What we do want? BUTTS! When do we want it? NOW!

When I was going through a sad spell, the easiest way for me to be comfortable exercising was at home with the Jillian Micheals 30 day shred dvd. I did that and a Rodney yi Power Yoga, with an occasional Biggest Loser in the mix. Working out at home with Dvds really really made it easy to get that whole 30 minute…

When I was little my dad taught me that cows were horses and horses were cows. I grew up in Texas. To this day I believe this was the underlying reason why I was not admitted to the advanced classes until the fifth grade.

My fiance works in politics and when this came out yesterday the first response was that NPG VAN is totally at fault. It’s apparently been a really shitty system for awhile, and this whole episode kind of proves that.

It’s kind of depressing because I feel like some of us who have been commenting here and on gawker for years, made it over so many hurtles to get into starred status or whatever and now we’re doomed to the grey limbo without a clear escape. It’s like waiting to win the lottery, some weeks you feel lucky and others you…

Probably not going to get out of the greys on this but I actually have one! Sophomore year of college I decided to FINALLY lose my v-card to very first college boyfriend of 6 weeks ( a 5 years older dude) the night before Thanksgiving since my roommates would all be gone. So he comes over, we start getting hot and…

I would def wait for him to come to you on the next date front. That isn’t to say you can’t text him otherwise, but I feel like you don’t want to bombard them with too much too soon. Aka too much texting/calling. If the sex was great and it was a fourth date, I’d say there’s a good chance he’ll be the one coming back…

I put up some Xmas lights! First time ever that I did it by myself....apparently I bought the shortest kind by accident. But still!

Ok. Between this and the pissing contest, I’ve gotta watch some Buffy tonight. Thanks for reminding me!

13.) Keep candy in your pocket in case you stumble into a herd of small family members. Remember, if they make direct eye contact you must throw the candy gently at them while stating calmly and clearly “Your mom said you could have it.”