Much much better, thank you!

I’m sorry, you are amazing and your accomplishments are important. Please accept my internet hug.

NO! No. Not ok. No. My dad also made a weird competition comment to me once about how I should see his side of the family (we’ve been estranged since my parents divorced at 3) because my cousins could “give you a run for your money,” looks wise. Which....why?

Mompliments.

It took me awhile to realize that she was projecting a lot of her body issues onto me. Which, still super shitty, but finally made me realize that the problem wasn’t with me or my body.

My mom told me “You just look so much better when you’re thinner.” the day after I told her I had a major eating disorder.

UGH. Not cool dad.

UGH. A few years ago I was walking down the street and saw a screaming match between a young woman and a young man. Then the guy hit her in the face and tried to pull a necklace off her. There were two women in front of me and all three of us started yelling at the guy (the abuser and victim were behind a gate in the…

How are you getting rid of the capillary breaks? IPL?

YIKES! Reminds me of something that happened to me this summer.

Ha, yeah....he’s hella chill. This week the Blue Angels were practicing RIGHT around my hood and my other cat cowered under the chair every time a plane came near. Brock managed to not even open an eye during his mid-afternoon nap.

Trust me, it’d be a huge mistake. He is INCREDIBLY clingy and will NOT shut up about being on a diet.

This is my big fat fatty Brock. His likes include: clean laundry, dry food, getting pet and purring or imagining getting pet and purring. Dislikes include: the Roomba, being on a diet and people who won’t pet him.

You know what’s weird? My mother is terribly allergic to a number of flowers ( we’re talking the flowers come in, she cartoon sneezes until they leave her presence) and yet she is EMPHATIC that we have oodles and oodles of flowers at our wedding. I don’t get it.

Say hi to my mother for me! ( No seriously, she’ll be there running but probably a lot slower than you...)

For any Jezzies with hereditary issues, I could really use some guidance. Last week my mom finally went to the doc about a pain in her back, which led to ultrasounds and sending her to a specialist this week. It looked like the culprit was a cyst on the liver, which sucks but we were hoping that they’d have an option…

Sending you all kinds of hugs and positive thoughts.

I get that a LOT, pretty much wherever I go. The weirdest was my fiance’s hometown (they have a population of 350) after a parade a man walked up to me, took my hand, and said “Oh my god. It’s you! It’s really you!” and I just stood there. No dude, it’s not me. I hope I run into her one day though and we can perform…

Also cum in the eye...it really really stings! I mean, it’s way worse than shampoo and lasts a lot longer!

On first glance I was like “YAY someone found some old Delias mags!”