Does anyone remember Sharlene on Juan Carlo's season? I would always watch them make out and think...UGH WORST KISSER EVER! It makes me want to film my makeouts just so I can make sure I don't look that terrible.

You need to do what's best for you and your kids. Which seems to be staying away from your abuser and his enabler mother. You do not want your kids around her just so she can tell them things that aren't true. I'm so sorry for what happened to you, but keep being strong. My heart goes out to you.

You should have seen my face when he told me. I asked him why he was making out with Brock, but he didn't get it.

Semi-professional ultimate frisbee player (I wish I was joking). He also wore a backpack all the time filled with some weights to help his "explosiveness"...he was attractive though! He also accused my cats of giving him mono. You read that correctly.

No way! I love all my Jesses. Now if we were talking about Karen. Fuck that B...

I used to do that a lot more before I got braces due to TMJ! Tiredness equals pain!

Crap. Now I need to watch me some Doctor Who...

Yes! Also, don't do what I did, which is tell your mom "FUCK YOU!" after refusing to go to church an hour before Easter service. Trust me, it will not end well.

I am real life Tina y'all. BUTTS FOR DAYS. (If you saw my boyfriend you'd understand)

My first Santacon encounter this year was a douchey Santa ripping the lid off his Starbucks and flinging the top onto the street.

Well he can't be one of the Hardy Boys, or Nancy, because they have friends. Better to be a bookish lone wolf. Funny that he chose a detective with the last name Brown, perhaps brown like the color of poop, poop which he may have left on the floor in a dorm?

I did online dating after getting out of a super long term relationship. It was a really great way to meet people and to also to get more comfortable with the dating world in general. I would suggest something low pressure like howaboutwe.com (that's how I met my boyfriend of almost 2 years) it's all about dating…

I would just do it, he probably won't even realize you defriended him. AND if he ever brings it up (which he won't) you can just say it was an accident.

Plus they are teens! Hell, if I was on tv wearing what I wore when I was 14, it'd be black pleather pants and a tight fairy shirt. Oh, and in addition to eye rolling they'd probably judge the hell out of my manic panic-ed hair. Teen years, aka the years you should be most embarrassed about later.

UGH! Actors! I went out with an actor from OKCupid during my two year "GetIt's gonna get some" single and mingling stretch. I had just gotten out of an almost 6 year relationship and quite frankly, I was averaging like 3 dates a week. Cue Mr. Actor, who asked me out on the date and then explained his early 30's self…

Dear god I was hoping that was some sort of donut that I could acquire. That looks gorgeous.

I just dated guys that didn't go to my school. Maybe they were also models in Canada. Maybe.

Oh man. I'm so sorry sug, this is the type of stuff I put up on my blog ( clearly as a don't do) because I feel like guys send those messages, fully believing that they are sending you something that will make you feel sexy ( not icky). They are wrong and it's gross and gross. Also, worry everyone gets those types of…

I think a lot of dudes feel the "it's not me. it's not my group" type of response. Like "look over there xyz people are so rude!" I really do think that the biggest takeaway should be that dudes of all races do this shit to women of all races. It's not a black and white issue, right now it's a men and women issue. I…

Congrats on your senior year! This may be a weird question, but what would there to be judgy about?