They tell you your driver's name when you request the Uber ( and it's on the email receipt). So I'd assume that's the driver's name.

Maybe they just didn't want to rub it in your face? As opposed to being worried that you'd be upset if you found out. Are you an undergrad?

Recently at a party my boyfriend told a group of his friends that I am such a light sleeper that sometimes I fart myself awake. I mean, I laughed, because....farts and it's funny because it's true. But it's also pretty awkward.

Not sure is anyone is going to see this tonight, but I just kind of need to let some stuff out. I moved to the West Coast (from the East Coast) to be with my bf, and he's great and it's great being with him but trying to find a temporary sublet that allows cats in SF is proving to be almost impossible. I've had so…

I just yelled "NO! NO!!!" at my computer and startled the cats. You are and always have been one of my favorites, and I am incredibly sad to see you go. We all love you. Just know that. Also if you're going to reply in gif form, might I suggest the below?

There should be some sort of Christopher Pike bundle that you can buy from Kindle!!!!

My female tortie was originally named Magic, and my male cat (who they thought was a girl) was named Sue. No I am not joking. Now they are Brock Samson and Molotov Catease

I thought this was more of a Nomi Malone move, myself.

Oh honey…no. This has nothing to do with you and everything to do with his own embarrassment. If you aren't growing the tree of life down there, seriously totally disregard his statement bc it's a coverup for his can't-get-it-up.

My boyfriend and I are both going as April O'Neil (the rest of his friend group is going as the TMNT). I better look better in that yellow jumpsuit, that's all I'm saying.

I'm sorry sug. You did the right thing, and new friends are on the horizon.

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Thank goodness! I was hoping this day would not be entirely composed of things that make me sad/rage. Also next time can we also get ducklings?

I just had to walk away from my computer for a second. I got a little too angry at some invisible internet man who doesn't understand that his pain isn't the only thing that matters and articles about domestic violence towards women SHOULDN'T be geared towards him. It's a narcissistic tendency that only allows people…

This is a specific instance and the overwhelming evidence referenced in the article even states that violence towards women with regard to domestic abuse is the most common and the most deadly. Listen I don't go onto Testicular Cancer articles and ask why they don't mention that Cervical Cancer is also deadly.

Yes but if someone is writing an article on Ray and Janay Rice and why her victimology is so common, of course the article is going to focus in on female victims of domestic violence. I'm sorry for what happened to you, but please realize that your comment is completely unrelated to the topic at hand. Also, it makes…

Spinoff of the babies…if you are on the red-eye and you are in the window seat DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOW TO LOOK OUT AT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLIGHT. Seriously. If it were possible to murder people, just with your thoughts, the middle-age lady who did this and kept the window open for the rest of the flight would no be…

It was probably dictated to his ghost writer who then wrote it into English.

Call me Private Ice Cream

yeah pocket is genital region. It'd be like me saying "Oh you were just touching the laffy taffy I keep in my thong!"