I'm so sorry you're going through this. I had a similar issue with my mother this weekend ( I was visiting) . She saw protesters in the city, for Michael Brown, and said "Who cares? Protesting doesn't do anything." and I lost it a little bit. I'm normally just of the polite rebuttal situation but I responded pretty…

Yes. This. I went to my local deli this weekend (wearing no makeup, t-shirt and shorts) and when I ordered my normal breakfast sandwich the guy behind the counter held up his finger and said "No. Wait, wait. Number 1.) You are very tall, Number 2.) You are sexy as hell and Number 3.) I will now make your sandwiches."…

I am sad and you explained how I feel better than I ever could.

I wish there was a way to empower some of us commenters to create a troll patrol, we can help banish them back to where they belong (under a bridge).

Ok sug. Where you at? NYC? SF? LA? Kansas City? My response will depend on your best options geographically.

Ugh. Guys…I'm moving to SF ( from NYC) Aug. 31st to be with my boyfriend, such a cliche I know. I'm really really stoked about this, but I'm also completely terrified. I've spent my entire adulthood in the NYC and I'm leaving all my friends ( and my roomie) behind and it's pretty terrifying. Adding onto that, my whole…

Yeah honey, Tinder is for boners. It's cool, and they're there when you need one, but otherwise…if you want quality meats, you don't go to Costco. if you catch my drift.

I hate to say it, but you're in kind of an easy situation. If you meet up with her, and there is no spark. Just don't ask for a second date. Don't mention further options just be like "It was great/nice/shitty to meet you, get home safe." and then you are in the clear. It's a first date, so if you aren't feeling it,…

Was I the only one who read the Flaming Lips part and thought OMG he's dating Gawker's Caity Weaver?!

Oh man! The "In A Relationship" part totally hit home! I had suspicions about my ex and our mutual friend "Scarecrow" during our last year together. To the point when, when we broke up I told my ex that if he got with her, he would be dead to me. He kept saying how he wanted to "always be in your life" because "You're…

It was the Scarlet weAve!

Yeah. Who does this guy think he is? Andre from The League? No, seriously I read this and then immediately thought of Andre from the League, but with less charm.

Can someone give HIM a comeback vehicle? Pleeeeeease! Sidenote, all the dudes in Roswell were pretty bangin.

My Rottie growing up would wake himself up with his farts (and be surprised by the noise), and then walk away to escape the smell. It was like he thought there was some mean magical creature that would attack him in his sleep. Little did he know it was his own butt.

By all means laugh away. Lord knows I have, I mean who has a cat with acne, herpes and possibly allergies. As my roomie says "He's like the Milhouse of cats."

All that aside, he is like the happiest, dumbest and most friendly cat ever. He loves everyone and acts mostly like a dog.

It's basically like a blackish scab under his chin. I thought he was just overzealous on the scratching but…nope. Cat acne. That's on top of his cat herpes as well.

He's got hair but it's just under his chin. Basically it looks like a scab but is just what they call cat acne. He doesn't seem to mind, but I guess his cat modeling days are over.

I really really really did NOT want to buy the clearsil pads for him. But that makes sense, also interesting about the plastic bowls. I have porcelain ones now but I could switch to metal if that will help. Thanks for the intel! you should be a cat dermatologist!

Good question, I've got at 22 pounder…and that's after he lost 4 pounds. I asked the vet if he's big boned but she just stared at me. Then she suggested that I use some teenage acne medicine for his cat acne. He's got a lot of issues.