Yeah, where were all the ladies in Oz? TOTALLY underrepresented.

I'm lactose intolerant, just looking at that photo made me fart.

I thought it was Dallas BBQ but I could be wrong...

Oh man, I had mine at my dad's house too...but my dad wasn't home. My stepmom only had Playtex and she hugged me and "welcomed me to womanhood". I cried and cried, it was the weekend before 7th grade and I was incredibly upset. Also...tampons were not my friend!

Excellent! Keep us updated!

Gotcha. I'm going to be a little blunt and I don't want you to take this the wrong way. If he is not offering alternative times to see you then I would say the chances are that even though he enjoys being in contact with you, he is not making the extra effort to actually date you. You offer the perfect escape, someone…

Ahhh…that would be pretty difficult situation wise. Is the caregiving situation a temporary one? Because if you really like him, I'd say you'd pretty much have to wait that out. If it's permanent…I'm not sure how he'll ever have time for you. I understand that you have needs and I think it's important to have them…

I've seen this happen before. Some guys are better with texting than actual dating, they feel more comfortable being "close" but without the physical demands of a relationship. I'd say be aware that you should not hold your breath for this guy, even if he likes you, he won't be there for you in a real way.

That is terrible! It reminds me of my worst medical terribleness (not NEARLY on your level). My junior year of college I got a throat infection, and I HATE HATE HATE doctors so I just let it get worse and worse until it hurt so bad I couldn't eat or drink and every time I swallowed I could feel myself swallowing a…

YES THANK YOU! I both love/hate these things, if you ever want to send me anything this is where it'll end up: http://digitaldatingdosanddonts.tumblr.com/post/886289914…

Groooooosss! I have a online dating tumblr with good and bad submissions from friends, this would certainly warrant a post.

I was just there! Oh man, so Barton Springs is awesome but when I was there last month they were doing some construction so there wasn't a lot of grass available to sit on, I suggest a heavy duty blanket just in case ( to sit on). Texas Chili Parlour is tasty ( get the frito pie!), John Mueller was absolutely…

I also tried oil cleansing method after having pretty decent skin with hormonal outbreaks. It was absolutely terrible, and I wish I could take back that idea because it took a solid 4 months plus antibiotics to get my skin back under control.

Oh man, you just said exactly what I did. Watched the video with my giant fat cat laying against my leg and I immediately hugged him ( to his dismay).

It sounds like you care more about how they are dealing with his diagnosis than anything else. Which is pretty selfless of you, when I found out a few people close to me were battling depression I realized that things that seem so clear and easy to me, are not so the same way for them at all. I'd say just keep being a…

I just want to say, I'm sorry. I know that people tend toward "Oh! You know what so and so is dealing with because you have it to," and I hope that's the case in this situation. Please know that you aren't alone, and it's ok to sometimes tell them that you don't want to talk about it because each person is different.…

How does he keep making it to highlights?! Seriously there needs to be better trolldar on Kinja because this shit is ridiculous.

Uh now that you posted this I realized that it looks like she can't quite shut her mouth. I can't unsee that.

Growing up in Texas I saw two women ( who I was fairly close to) go through multiple rounds of plastic surgery. The first was my best friend's mother who went through two rounds of lipo, a nose job, and a boob job. Seeing her on the couch in extreme pain with frozen peas on her face was enough to make me think "Nope…

I applied to adopt two rescue cats from a certain NYC animal rescue place. I had a job, an apartment with a roomie and we were going to adopt the pair. We filled out the application, met the woman in charge who asked a bunch of really intense questions (I've owned cats before, and they've all been well taken care of)…