I only ever give $$ as a wedding gift.

She uses her handbag to signal to her staff. Different holds/positions mean get this fuckwit away from me, I need the loo, I'm tired and I want to go home etc.

My drug dealer roommate — a 6 foot tall white guy, with waist length dreads, who only wore basketball jerseys — REFUSED to lock the front door to our apartment so that his clients could access the apartment with more ease. He also stole my childhood diary and ransomed it for 36 dollars which he believed that I owed…

This was amazing. The rest of you are Haters of Fun.

Just sent this to a friend getting married today to read while she's getting her hair done. Flawless.

this is awesome. the naysayers clearly are unfunny people

He only wanted a wee keek!

No, this is a home for a penis.

I think that one of the most valid points to make is that we have been advising women to take all the responsibility and rape is still an epidemic thing, so maybe we should try something a little different here.

We do! I love only two things: Dick and unlimited soup and salad.

Mine was a courthouse elopement followed nearly a year later by the basic, DIY, on-a-budget-but-no-one-cares, ecologically conscious, drunken party, destination wedding-party in a town no one would choose to visit (because my family is scattered and his is all in one place).

Mine was a combination of the first five, and would have been outdoorsy if not for an epic downpour.

Jezebel Basic

Lots of people imagine that allowing open containers makes people act like frat boys on every corner of New Orleans. I have lived in NOLA for many years & I actually think that it makes it easier to pace yourself. If you aren't done with your drink, don't chug it before you leave, just throw it in a solo cup and take…

This is the finest most comprehensive list I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Bless this.

Anna Karenina: TLDR.

Yeah, the natives in Peter Pan were already really really racist stereotypes. In a fuckedup sort of way, this is probably one of the rare instances where whitewashing is actually okay... y'know, compared to the alternative.

Look. I’m not even across the board anti a non-American Indian Tiger Lily. Taking Indians described as such out of Peter Pan is probably a good thing, since their inclusion basically speaks to an actual (if offensively inspecific) people as fantasy creatures (on par with mermaids and pixies). (Though, of course,…

HA!