This sucks, and I’m a bad person, but that there looks like an exploded bedbug. Size and everything checks out. I’d call the beagle and get your shit checked out immediately.

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Gold. Lame. Leggings/Shorts/WhateverICanGetMyHandsOnInLarge

As a New Yorker, there is few offenses greater than cutting a fucking line. What a schmuck.

INCORRECT USE OF THE TERM CREEDBOMBING!

I am a chronic over-the-shoulder text reader on the subway. I can’t help it. It’s my greatest weakness, and I love it.

talk about living your best life, damn!

This headline is perfect. I’ve been going through a resurgence of bed bug paranoia, mostly due to some dry skin and the discovery of some carpet beetles in my room. I had them four years ago, and it was pretty bad. I paid well to have it handled, and we’ve not seen a true comeback, but I know they came from the…

The trauma is real. I had them about 3 years ago and I still scrutinize every piece of lint on my bed and get anxiety from itchy dry skin at night. It really almost never leaves you.

Thought this looked familiar - I camp here every summer! I’ve never jumped or climbed the face of Bluff island (its high), though but I’ve climbed up the shorter sides of it and jumped (maybe a little buzzed, in a bikini...) and have a scar to two from slipping to prove it.

On the drive up from NYC there are several…

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Thats totally the point. I’m just saying, if you’re planning on attending a wedding, and you’d like to give a gift the bride and groom will enjoy, they will definitely really enjoy a gift of cash in a nice card.

Worst Wedding Gift Ever: Anything that isn’t cash.

Just had this conversation - There was one bar on the beach at 116 where you could watch this sort of shit unfold. And have 100 beers.

Speaking of marijuana - Hail Satan Everyday, ya’ll!

This doesn't really apply to adopting an older cat - but if you get a kitten, try to NOT teach it your hands are toys. They have like, no incentive unlearn this. Results in lots of bloody playtimes.

Cat nail-clipping is, in my limited experience - absolutely a two man job. It stresses the cat out, stresses us out, but its sorta lovely when you can play with the cat without lacerating your fingers.

I think you have a point. Were you to have a wedding, you certainly wouldn't actually overtly request cash money for 'whatever' - but would graciously accept any sort of gift, cash included, that would 'help support me and my new husband while establish our life together'.

This. Culturally the idea of going to Macy's and buying some bowls or whatever to send after the wedding is completely alien. Like everyone would be side whispering like 'she bought her bowls, what the fuck is wrong with her?"