I heard about this on NPR a few months ago. Like the Laura said, apparently there is what they're calling an "Unusual Mortality Event" in California for the little baby sea lions, and they're not sure why, but the 'ol marine biologists are suggesting its environmental, which might explain why this little guy was alone…

Sorry, this is some Pinterest bullllshit. Literally all of these things are crazy. Down to the manicure management.

Its amazing how well toddler calming techniques work on grown men when they're upset. Just give them a juice box (can sub with beer) or a cookie and they calm right down.

While yea, this is a shitty way to make a living, I can't help imagine someone like Kirstie Alley reading a comment like that last one and throwing her head back in a loud "give me a fucking break this is so ridiculously mean I have to laugh" cackle.

Ke$ha is pretty ratchet. The only thing she appropriated was some cornrows it looks like...

If educators, administrators, and parents spend as much energy as they do bitching about hemlines instead teaching boys and men not to objectify perfectly normal parts of women's bodies, I bet you'd find great progress in limiting how distracting a goddamn tank top in social studies class is.

When the soda ban was gonna be a real thing - every single marginally functioning alcoholic in the city was asking this exact fucking question. So this video is mad relevant to my interests.

Lets be honest here people, the only meat you were eating in your grammar school lunches were nasty bologna anyway. Fuck that. Most of you were interested in cheese sandwiches and pb+j etc. These kids are thrilled with their awesome quesadillas...just because your old ass can buy yourself delicious cheeseburgers for…

Honestly, this is a great chart. I always thought black beans + kidney beans, which I use a ton in cooking, were high in protein but damn! Thats a lot of nutrition. I eat meat because its tasty, but charts like this are great reminders that its easy to have many, many meat free days with tons of balance in between…

eh, this past weeks episode of Who was 60% black characters. They're pretty okay at diversifying week to week.

I realize i'm in the minority here, but looking at these puffy things just makes me immensely grateful that the 60's happened, and this hyperfeminine ideal shit was once and for all cast aside. Those waistlines are giving me anxiety.

Pasta is tragically low on this list. Bump bagels down to where Naan is, replace with Pasta.

Always hated this cupcake culture.

Tried this. Made it 1.5 days before my brain stopped working and I wanted to just go to sleep. Decided cleansing is for long weekends when you want to avoid alcohol and take many naps.

This is pretty solid advice. I've done this with other foods as well...maybe it was a $2 cheeseburger from the mcdonald's on 1st avenue followed by a hot dog from the stuy town papaya dog walking to the subway after a very intense weeknight halloween party a few years back.

Who are some of your favorite clients? Is there a fashion brand/designer who makes clothes that you just love wearing + working?

and when i say bad high school experience, i mean, a bad high school experience in queens, or that they grew up in queens and really dont want to be about it.

Anyone who has a shitty opinion of Queens and didn't have a shitty high school experience or a deep need to run away from the place they grew up in needs to shut the fuck up, because Queens is awesome. All the haters can keep on being rent poor in Manhattan or pretending that gentrified Brooklyn is a legitimately nice…

Honestly, the inclusion of the fact that the room has a window would put this high on my list were I looking for a room to rent in brooklyn right now. When I was an applying craigslist room mate my senior year, a window was one of my top 3 must-haves. Nailed it.

When I was an infant my someone (it was either my parents or my uncle) snapped a photo of me passed out with a dress flipped up over most of my body and a $10 bill on the bed beside me.