Same old leftist narrative from Gawker. Let me guess, the author doesn't drive and on the few occasions he has, it's in an electric vehicle which affords him luxuries not available for traditional drivers like free parking and designated throughfares that drastically shorten the duration of the drive. You're not…

As somebody who has worked and lived in the DC Metro area for over 30 years, I'd love to see somebody get to FedEx Field from downtown DC in less than 20 minutes without using an ambulance, a diplomatic motorcade, or Air Force One.

So last week I was hungry. Hey cabinets, whatcha got? A whole lotta nothing. Man I hate it when you're Jonesing for some sweet eats and your casa is serving up a big old plate full of nada. What's a boy to do? I went to my room to find some duds and kicks and woo boy that place is a rat's nest. There's old clothes,…

[Checks calendar] Well, shit.

Should have been you, Will Clark.

I have never seen a bear at a game, but I have seen a Deer strikeout on his own.

Ninja Fucking Gaiden. I have nightmares about the final level. Never beat it . . . never will.

I had sex while wearing a Power Glove not that long ago. It's maybe the most impressive thing that I've ever accomplished in my whole entire life.

Cameroonian authorities were unable to produce Minala's original birth certificate, however, as it was destroyed when a flooded river inundated the cave's walls.

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Wayne."

Poor DRAFTRON 3000, it wasn't your fault the intern selected "WR ONLY" and nobody noticed for 3 years.

Seeing pictures of this old, dilapidated stadium really reminds Lions fans of a dark time in franchise history. It can be easy to forget that football in Detroit hasn't always been sunshine and rainbows. It's important to remember where you came from so you can fully appreciate where you are now.

Saban: Okay, let's hear her purr!

I really admire Granato's bravery and willingness to live in open comfort with his life choices, which apparently include going on and on and on and on about his goddamn cat when recruiters come calling.

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.