I heard he's dating a real Bimbo.

When it comes to arguments on sports blogs, it's spelled "Strawman".

This happens to be my video and from what my wife and I gathered it was the guy that she was with that threw her down. There was Anaheim PD everywhere but the main exit which I found hysterical as the fight had gone on for a bit before I came out to it and was over before any security came. Can only imagine how ugly…

God damn it. Even in our finest hour, we're punching kids.

File Marchman keeping score at baseball games under "Not even a little bit fucking surprising"

An Arizona Cardinals game at Sun Devil Stadium, 2003 or 2004. It's about 107 degrees out and all 25,000 or so people there are overheated and very drunk by the start the second half. The Cards are losing badly to the Seahawks. A Seahawks fan in our section had been talking trash the entire game, and finally one…

I'm at this crazy event in a foreign country. I don't really remember which one (I was traveling quite a lot at the time). And I'm just about to exit when this huge fucker - I mean this guy must've been 6-4 and 250 lbs - grabs my shoulder and rips my shirt in the process. He's bald with this huge mustache and he just…

Thanks for the tip, LaserLightHo!

Or, you could wait until after the game and stab the dude, true Bay Area style.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

I am Catholic. I was married in the church. It did not cost anything even in the outer precincts of that neighborhood.

Weddings don't have to be expensive, but marriages? whew. Mine has cost me all my hair and my will to live.

The ugliest thing about that line is the sac bunt after two straight walks to lead off the inning. Why give away an out to a team that can't throw a strike?

Ugh, the dreaded 28-77-78-79-80-89-90-91-92-93-94-95 split.

Little known fact: The world's oldest profession also came about due to a botched fixed match.

I'm really worried about those kids from Sudan. They're genetically superior.

Why I oughta cymbalize his head...

In order to maintain a semblance of her childhood while touring, Lorde's camp includes 3,000 infantry, 150 armored cavalry, a dozen trebuchets, and a phalanx of Hoplites.

Huh?