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Shows what you know. Dez Bryant left the field before the game was over. Ergo, all of these things were Dez Bryant's fault.

Oh, deer.

Oh, of course the Yankess will get away with this bullshit, but when I drop one small line and try to snag a Trout, Fish & Game wardens are all like, "hey, were basically real cops and you can't fish like that so pay us $150."

Eddie Murray Sparkles: Excuse me, sir, is this the paystub line?

I'm a Mariners fan, so I'm seriously offended by Pete Rose's stupid comment. He really should learn to think before he runs his stupid mouth.

30-day vacation—and it's called October.

Kid: [points to shorts] "I want those too!"

"I can't even do the nose thingy-muh-bobber sober."

The fact that he was able to stand up at all while heavily intoxicated makes me think maybe he wasn't acting like a dick.

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Shanahan: "I always lie."

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It wold be located just south of Yankee Stadium, on the site of three parking garages

Unsurprising really. The Old Mexico Military experienced field position issues as well.

This wouldn't be the first negative response I've received.

But deadspin, at least in the past, has made it a point to rip these types of people apart while telling the story. I think if that were the case here the OP would not have a problem with this article being written

To be fair, I found myself kind of skimming towards then end, zoning out. Until I started reading again and realized that he had obviously done the same thing and was just trying to wrap up his own article.