RG-A3 to A4

Not pictured: har-har

Pranks like this aren't funny and I'm glad he's in jail. Funny pranks are those with no victim, like, for example, stealing sports memorabilia from a restaurant and using that to further your shitty career.

"My genes are a wash."

Jim Abbott is the Hall of Fame's Biggest Stub

Oh my goodness, wow! You're so smart and funny and original! No one ever thought to make a comment about a female basketball player being a lesbian! I'm truly floored by your original and groundbreaking comedy, really.

And so, for the 1,943rd time in a row, Temple heads into a rebuilding year.

Come on, guys, let's try to look at the positives here. For instance, Switzerland:

Well, as long as Winston feels emotionally charged, then he's probably learned his lesson.

I wonder if the dad was the primer subject?

Vikings Fan's Drunken Tirade Is A Symphony of "You Betchas"s

The correct way to go viral would've been to use Eazy-E instead.

I am very interested in the rest of this story, mainly because I'm 40 and I want to know how much longer I have to wait before giving frat bros a boot to the head myself.

The old man has been charged with dropped-out-before-first-degree assault.

Contrary to analysts' opinions, the Wildcat is apparently alive and kicking.

"Oh man, I bet there was pepperoni in there." [cums again]

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I'm not sure you know what making fun of means.

Although easily confused, I think I've got this now.