All men pay and changing the oil in her minivan is an infinitesimal part of that payment.

On the plus side, that child now has educational options with a little more academic credibility than Appalachian State.

Google News Alert!

"THANKS FOR CHOKING YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU PROBABLY WONT GET DRAFTED NOW".

Because he wasn't actually served in an 8-inch roll and filled with slices of cheese and deli meat.

His wife must be the least satisfied woman on the face of the planet.

and undisclosed amount

Worst Cialis ad ever...

"I'd hit that!"

"Look at me! I'm just like Apolo OH NO!"

I'm not going to slam community colleges, because I used to teach at one. But I also used to teach at USF.

Ha ha! You fell for a Sports Pickle article, Barry!

A pro Nazi? You mean I could be getting paid for that?

This is all about fan safety. It greatly decreases the likelihood that a fan will fall out of the stadium and land in the parking lot.

I think "condensed steam" is what you're looking for, Barry.

Two parts Hydrogen,
One part Oxygen,
You parts with $99!

When I was a kid, I loved scrapple. But then one day I heard it described as "everything but the oink" and realized what it really was. Terrifying!

Hey! As a Bills fan..um...er....yeah, I have no pride left either. Carry on.

It just goes to show that people who comment on the internet are the lowest lowlifes out there.

"Fuck, you Charlie Brown"