Dave, by having your name, albeit first only, on your Twitter AND phone number linked to your account, you have revealed yourself to be unemployable.
It’s only a matter of time.

Sen. Ted Cruz, a Republican who could well get dunked on by a hot guy on the skateboard, was in Carthage, TX. He missed the vote!

You really need two categories for Bad Local Commercial of the Week:
Lawyer and Non-lawyer.

A fuck up, but not really.

Fuck. Now I like the Yankees.

This is for the best. I’ve been wanting, make that NEEDING to bitch about this team. It’s about time they came through.

What the hell was that? A knuckleball?

War of the Worlds has a lot of ridiculously stupid and unbelievable scenes.
The worst was this:

A highly underrated joy about College Football this century has been watching Nebraska continually eat shit since firing Frank Solich.

Dammit Feeman!

It’s Massachusetts, Samer. Everybody has his hand out.

They should fully embrace this team and move their remaining home games to Sun Devil Stadium while encouraging fans to wear Cowboys gear.

Dave:

As if there’s any other place we’d find him.

I want Drew to eventually write this very WYTS post in a few years, but with the following changes:
Replace the words “Boston” and “New England” with Philadelphia

It’s obvious to college football fans that Maryland doesn’t play football most weekends in the fall.

Hey Saints fans, Drew get’s his with the last installment of WYTS, so just chill.

They’re the Conference USA of the AFC.

Outside of the Nashville TV market, the only time I think anyone sees the Titans on TV on Sundays is when

If only we had some clue that he quite possibly has shit for brains.

Oh.