A picture is coming into focus, here, of a wildly corrupt and dysfunctional football program that should probably be nuked out of existence.

As a kid, I was always puzzled about KC’s George Toma being considered the “Best groundskeeper in the NFL.” He headed up crews for every Super Bowl. If an important playoff game was having problems with the turf, they called in George.

But here’s the thing, for 21 years, all Georgie had to do in Kansas City was vacuum…

“NET? More like NYET for St. Mary’s and their tournament hopes!”

- Dick Vitale, probably

I can’t believe Garrett has only been head coach since 2010. It seems a lot longer than that, like a Marvin Lewis long time.

Congratulations Andy Reid!

but there is also absolutely no reason for anyone to root for this garbage fucking franchise anymore

*Ejects waiter*

Is this the fewest number of fan submissions for WYTS so far this season?
Because that makes sense to me.

I thought the glitch was that Jared Lorenzen makes a cameo.

Losing control of the team while simultaneously mismanaging his QB situation is how Dirk Koetter got himself fired from Arizona State.

I wonder, how is it the Jets continue to have fans? Then I read stuff like this...

Tyrann Mathieu signed with Houston for a somewhat surprising one-year, $7 million contract. How did the Texans get such a nice little bargain? Could it be the soft collusion between NFL owners that resulted in a depressed safety market where even marquee names are having trouble finding jobs?

The kitty’s name should be Pepper, in honor of Pepper Johnson.

Fortunately for Mariners fans, there is no market for the team to relocate to.

Dennis Dodd turned into early 2000's Bill Conlin so gradually, I didn’t even noticed

“Counterpoint: Keep the Wilpons.”

Serious question: Do you think the media bares some of the blame for the high level of distrust among Americans about their work?

No, I’m not going to fuck off.

I get it, you’re a journalist. Change is scary, I understand that. But enough of this self-aggrandizing bullshit. Journalism isn’t disappearing, it’s changing. Get with the times or find another line of work.

Our end goal is to be as arrogant and annoying as Patriots fans.
Deal with it.

Exactly. I roll my eyes every time a journalist gets on his soapbox about how only “true journalists” do it right and this is the death of the republic, blah, blah, blah.
Historically, newspapers were highly partisan. The publishers had an agenda, and by God, they were going to push it.