Wouldn't The People of Walmart: The Game have the same effect?

I'm still not convinced there is intelligent life here to begin with....

If this were to become an official holiday, it wouldn't happen for hundreds of years.

First make sure they weren't being Absinthe minded.

So basically, the answer to your whole premise is.... no.

This will never work if the Porn industry can't exploit it first.

That's not a mammoth, this is a mammoth...

The Hangover: TNG Tactical Officers.......

ITs a good thing Putin is starting world war III, put us out of our kinja misery...

I don't not know about you, but I read much!

If only we could Get CSI and NCIS to enhance it for us...

Don't try this with bacon. Trust me.

Based on the title I was hoping for:

I relish discussions like these...

Wife: Tuesday, Thursday

Do it as an album.