Shut it. You like terrible things, because you are terrible! Quit my sight, Frubs.

The stealth mechanic felt ... awful to me. I remember one instance in particular, where I was sneaking up on an enemy to do extra damage, then someone else came in and started attacking it. Even though I was still sneaking, and it hadn't detected me, I didn't do any extra damage.

Your last point about boredom is the biggest reason I was turned off by this MMO. During the beta I would find myself wandering, meandering around without much focus or purpose. Yes, there are quests that needed doing, and I should try to level up, as well, but the entire beta experience just felt soulless. Why should…

Change that 'might' to a 'will'and you got yourself an unsevered friendship!

And I think I remember telling you to get this, friendo!

Wait, did you just hurl an 80's-90's insult at someone? What next? Lame-brains? Bozos?! You truly are a master of the insult craft. You should be awarded a medal for your contributions. I'm placing a call to the Global Ignoramuses and Buttheads Association to inform them of how incredibly relevant your insult was to…

Ah, good stuff that was. And the way you were talking about how it might be fun with someone else playing with ya — almost sounded as if it was said with a frown. Sadface

Heh, Gone Home. Give me a fucking break.

Shhhh. It all makes sense if you don't think about it.

Because I love all of my Marauders

I'm only being polite. I just assumed you would want to know how anything you say, to anyone, is completely meaningless, as I figured you had no clue.

Ha. Being judged by an internet person. You'll take comfort in knowing that it's meaningless to me.

Wait, so punching her is a bad thing? But I want to punch lots of people who annoy me. George Lopez, Larry the Cable Guy, Anita...

Microsoft is bringing in a little extra help, as to soothe the customers' worries, with a little thing called The Confidance

Ha. You seem like a total asshole.

Sweet Jebus. People will go to any lengths to get the ultimate duckface!

Mmmm. I'll never play it, but I'm so glad its on Xbone. I love it out of spite! It's so gooooood! MMMMMMMM.

...And you're just somebody on the internet, an inconsequential cog that could be forsook, and overlooked, without any lasting detrimental effects to the grand scheme of the internet community. Your wrath, scorn and disdain is trite, laughable and meaningless to say the least. You prance in here hurling a myriad of…

No, all you're doing is further adding to the abundant amount of idiocy you are currently displaying. He grayed out your posts because you have completely missed the mark, going so far as to essentially insult the people, who gave opinions that conflicted with yours, as '"game designers"' (I infer that it was meant as…

Owen, it has been known to many people, maybe even you, that you are my favorite writer here. You are, for the most part, the only Kotaku author I chat with on Twitter, and we've had a few good conversations, and joke tags, over the last couple years. You are like the Good and the Bad to my Ugly.