The most recent Call of Duty release was pretty much a bust, but what if it looked a bit more like this?

The best of the best of the best!

I did indeed! :D

I hope I will love it. I made it past the 7 minute mark and, for games, that means I believe it has potential.

I did! Now I can brush my teeth twice as fast with both of them in my mouth!

I dunno. The vibrating on my gums really helps with my teething

I'm intrigued by that anchor's vibrating toothbrush. I think we have the same model, as mine lacks bristles.

I actually just learned that from a fellow Kotakuite. I'm willing to dive in, though. It's gonna be painful, but I'll make it! I'm not a General for nothing! :)

...I really want those now!

Indeed, I did friend. We see things differently, you and I. For some, they see the glass half full. Others, half empty. We simply acknowledge the glass and go about our way.

I'll round up the pitchforks and torches!

I'm sure they are, but damn, man, there are some really ungrateful kids out there. Sometimes it's hard to tell.

When I heard Silicon Knights was pretty much finished and could no longer sell Too Human, I quickly bought a brand-new copy of it.

Hell, I wanted a Super Nintendo, but my parents gave me an NES and tied a cape around it. #ultrasadface #itsnotverysuper

I'm only kidding, friendo. I've yet to make decent progress into the game yet, but I've only hit 'A' the entire time and I'm winning.

Ya know, the games were a Christmas gift to me. Found both FFXII and XIII-2 for $18 altogether. Evidently I hate myself.

Actually... Having played the game for 30 minutes, I've discovered the game discs, and box, work surprisingly well. Thanks, mom and dad!

Goddamn it! I needed coasters and my parents gave me Final Fantasy XIII! I am so tired of their shit! I'm running away!

The thing I need to see in a games review is as follows: