Cimeas is a cat person huh?! I'm now throwing my cat in the microwave to spite him! Cats are now ugly and their meat is stringy, which are not things I like!

I'm inclined to agree. He once told me genocide was the greatest discovery ever made by anyone who ever lived forever. Dragon Age 2 is now genocide.

Ho, champion! Yus, you can! Just follow this handy little tutorial and you will be set to share your meaty posts with the rest of us! So, clench your fists and pound on your keyboard until sentences appear!

No love for my commercial idea, Evan? We could make millions — of irate people call us and demand that we issue an apology and take the ad down.

Who are you?! Give me your secrets!

The Mushroom! You are now my favorite person, until you're dead, or I find someone better.

Firaxis incorporated the Fedora into the game as a merciless reminder to all XCOM fans that The Bureau exists.

I mean, look at it, champion. If they don't like me saying what I feel needs to be stated, (and I do have that 'No bullshit' attitude), and that directly means that I am an asshole, then, yes, I'm just fine with that. I'm not going to beat around the bush, and I'm not going to recant my thoughts because people have…

Hahahaha! Wow. Someone actually donated in my name. I'm touched. Little befuddled, but touched, nonetheless

I'll take the asshole title, with pleasure. I don't agree with how this guy has done things, and I've spoken to many who don't agree with him either. Much like there are those who don't care too much for what I've got to say about this situation. That's fine. If they don't like my blunt nature, or perhaps my last of…

I knew the risks when I wrote it. And I'm fine with that

As did you.

Fool? Maybe. However, I'm not the one trying to give himself a hardy pat on the back for a job well done, nor am I needing others to do that for me.

Here's how you properly donate: You make it anonymous, and then you don't talk about it. Doing anything more does a discredit to yourself and to the donation itself. All you're really doing, by talking about how you donated, is giving yourself the warm, fuzzy feeling of satisfaction, and are actively seeking…

Please, don't think too highly of yourself. I'd rather your head not explode from your over-sized, undeserved ego. But, do continue.

And that's fine, that he donated. But he literally took a screenshot of his donation just to post it on here. So he could be congratulated for donating money.

What an inappropriately self-serving post. Thank you.

I remember playing this in my middle school computer class. We would go in and edit values, so that the banana would destroy massive chunks of the battlefield. So many good times. Plus, we were able to play a newer version of Oregon Trail, where we actually got to shoot!

Whoa, there! Is that Nuclear Gorilla?!

Wait, a comment! What sorcery?!