I'll tell you why ... as long as I get six thousand dollars to make a youtube series about it.

Hahahaha I totally wanted to include Conan in there, but I figured it was long enough. Thank you for this.

Have you ever popped in a game and realized that your strong, male character is actually made of biscuits and dies at the slightest hint of danger? Have you ever found yourself unable to eliminate an entire room of enemies without sustaining heavy injuries? Have you ever been unable to open a locked door because you…

Commander! General Jack Granger. These ... are interesting times. Don't know if you know it but InOps has downgraded the Dragon's threat level to Low.

I'm still waiting for Dead or Alive to feature a 'You're coming with me' edition

I'm glad that at least you understand that I am being way overdramatic and, hopefully, realize that I'm not being serious about this at all.

Correct.

And you should go talk to a teacher about being an idiot

Never mentioned killing them

Maybe not. But some evil needs a good person to cross that line.

I'm not exactly sure what you're getting at here.

Well, of course he needs to pay, but he already wants death, so I'm betting a slow agonizing one would still grant him what he wants.

Death is too easy for this guy.

Yes! A million times, yes! This one is so fantastic!

I accept the Hell outta this submission

You and me both. Such a great post.

Hell, you know what would be better? Actually getting the monthly releases of the episodes.

So, about those monthly episodes ... Not exactly reaping the benefit of that.

This is a diamond in the rough and marklodi and perfectly describes how Fahey would react to playing Hawken.

Holy shit! Someone got the point. Bravo to you!