This stuff still makes me sad. :(

That was a great mission. And not just because of how many ways you could kill each target, but that there were streets full of 'targets' that were easily eliminated. And Agent 47 needed to keep his skills sharp. He needed to kill.

Ah, good! I've always wished Marcus would go around calling everyone he sees 'Dicktits', and now I have that chance.

Ah, well then. I shall chalk this up as a miss. My apologies.

Ah, shit. Now I'm wondering if the calling you an asshole part of the joke has failed and was too ambiguous.

Forgot to link the video. I has the dumb.

Already done, my friend.

I call it coldslaw because when I see it my heart turns icy and I get the undying urge to treat people poorly.

We had our family cookout yesterday and it was, by far, one of the best ever. My brother, Jeremy, who served in two tours of the Iraq Conflict, couldn't make it; stationed in Indiana with his wife. Him being here would have made it perfect, I think.

'It's where the popular role-playing term came from. Look it up (don't look it up, I am lying).'

You're not alone. I love Kingdom's of Amalur. This all just ... sucks. :(

Honestly, the best part of the game was this song right here. I always got a warm sensation playing it with this blaring. That warm feeling was me, the game, and the song being melded together

Every time, man. One of the saddest things ever next to sad Simba nestling up against dead Mufasa

Well, it is more tactical than the GRAW's, which isn't really saying much. Those games were insanely linear in how you could approach conflicts; not much room to maneuver and flank in most areas. This is not the case, however, in what I have seen in Future Soldier.

As do I. As do I. However, I cancelled my order and hauled ass to Walmart and picked up a copy. I have to say, the second mission is freaking awesome!

Oh, I usually do, but the call of the bandana was strong!

Well, Gamestop failed me pretty hard right now.

Yeah, I went to the third mission and I am unable to continue playing, but it definitely is not a problem on our end, I don't believe. I'm playing on Chrome, so maybe that could be an issue. Who knows. I like the game though.

Hi! General McFist here! And, today, I'm working with Activision to help clear up a few issues regarding this video.

Instead of the current headline, it should've read, "I'm John Scalzi And I Am Still A Monumentally Arrogant Douchebag"